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My name is Zachare. Zachare Azuermosa. I'm an absolutely flawless Meta Runner in London. I was born in a post-apocalyptic city in Glasgow where people struggled to survive. I grew up on the streets an orphan, alone if it wasn't for my friends, and my brother James. At the age of 12, I moved into a flat in London, and life got much better. At the age of 19, I had to get my arm replaced so that I would become a brilliant gamer. And now, here I am, at age 22. Earlier this evening, I found out on the news that Peppa has been stupidly murdering innocent bystanders for no reason at all. I mean, who could've caused this nonsense? How the hell did this happen? How are we gonna handle this without an old friend of mine, I mean, seriously? I know what you're thinking, "What do you mean we?" Well, I have a secret organisation dedicated to tracking down stupid, cringe and unfunny life on Earth. It's called, the Wii-Force. It's basically like Torchwood, but goddamn pointless.
