Hades:
Hades: Y/N apple of my eye, joy in my life, cream in my coffee.
Y/N: You like your coffee black dad.
Hades: Aw you know me too well.
Y/N Want me to bring you some coffee?
Hades; NO! YOU COULD BURN YOURSELF!!
Horned King:
Horned King: Here
Horned King: Here
Horned King: HERE!!
Y/N: Dad, what are you doing?
Horned King: I keep demanding this stupid thing to bring you here but it's not working.
Y/N: Geez dad, it's not a portal.
Horned King: Then what's the point?!
Dr. Facilier:
Dr. Facilier: Y/N I'm so glad you showed me this online stuff, people are already messaging me for fortunes from all over the world.
Y/N Glad it's working for you dad.
Dr. Facilier: It is but I'm really confused at some of these responds. What does LOL mean?
Y/N: Laugh out loud
Dr. Facilier: Well that's stupid. What about ikr?
Y/N: I know right.
Dr. Facilier: I know you know, that's why I'm asking you.
Y/N: No dad, that's what it means.
Dr. Facilier: Ah I got you now.
Y/N: Anything else?
Dr. Facilier: One more. What's I H8 U D BAG?
Y/N I'm not answering that
Dr. Facilier: What?
Y/N: Trust me dad, you SO don't want to know.
Scar:
Scar: What is this thing?
Y/N: I don't know... how do we know how it works?
Scar: ...We're just very clever
Jafar:
Y/N: Dad, why did you tell the cooks not to make my cakes
Jafar: Because you bounce off the walls enough as it is.
Y/N HEY! WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?!
Jafar: IAGO GIVE Y/N BACK HER PHONE!
Captain Hook:
Hook: Y/N! NO MATTER WHAT WORD I TYPE EVERYTHING IS BIG
Y/N: Do you keep pushing the CAP button?
Hook: OF COURSE I AM A CAPTAIN
Y/N: That's not what that means dad
Frollo:
Frollo: What is wrong with a simple hand written letter?
Y/N: Texting saves paper and saves ink, and honestly dad I can't read your scribbles.
Frollo: It's not scribbles! It's cursive.
Ratigan:
Ratigan: Dear, I'm proud that you are taking charge but Felicia will be expecting a mouse every hour at this rate.
Y/N: I didn't feed anyone to her.
Ratigan: THEN WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
Gaston:
Gaston: Y/N are these three girls that look the same your friends?
Y/N: No dad.
Gaston: Then why are they always around?
Y/N: I thought they were your friends
Gaston: This is creepy
Maleficent:
Maleficent: What magic is this?
Y/N: It's not magic mom, it's tech.
Maleficent: This little device is answering every question I ask it. That's magic.
Cruella De Vil:
Cruella: 4:00 read newest fashion magazine
Cruella: 5:00 contact the media
Cruella: 6:00 take Y/N out for fabulous dinner
Y/N: Mother, what are you doing?
Cruella: Oh is this not for scheduling?
Y/N No, there's an app for that.
Cruella: A what?
Ursula:
Y/N: Wow mom how did you manage to make a phone waterproof and never run out of batteries?
Ursula: Child, I gave a mermaid legs. This was easier.
Y/N: You're awesome mom.
Ursula: See I do deserve to be queen
Y/N: If you do this to every phone in the world on land I bet they would make you their queen.
Ursula: .... We're moving to the land.
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Possessive Disney Villians x Child Reader
FanfictionWhat if a Disney Villian decided they wanted to raise you as their own and plan on never letting you go.
