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(A/N:Okay so me and a friend kinda went insane for a little bit and made a bunch of headcanons for Ereri. So umm... Enjoy!~Near

Bees:EREN BUYS A FLOWER MEANING SOMETHING ABOUT LEVI AND THEY JUST HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF FLOWERS, A FLOWER FOR EVERYTHING HE LOVES ABOUT LEVI. BUT LIKE THERE'S SOOOO MANY BEES, AND LEVI CONSTANTLY KILLING THE BEES BECAUSE EREN IS AFRAID OF THEM. AND I CAN IMAGINE EREN WEARING A LOT OF CLOTHES AND PUTTING OINTMENT ON THE STINGS AND PULLING THEM OUT AND BEING LIKE "this happened because I love so much" and Levi saying "This is your fault"

The Pastel Beauty: EREN WEARING FASHIONABLE HEELS WITH THE POP BUBBLE GUM OUT FIT

Eren's Birthday: IMAGINE LEVI ON EREN'S BIRTHDAY WRITES THINGS HE LOVES ABOUT HIM AND READING THE LIST TO HIM AND IT BE REALLY LONG SO THEYRE SITTING THERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR WHILE LEVI TELLS EREN EVERYTHING HE LOVES ABOUT HIM AND THE ENTIRE TIME EREN IS BLUSHING AND CALLING LEVI A DORK

Fangirl Levi:IMAGINE EREN IN A PASTEL GAY POP BOY BAND AND LEVI LISTENING TO THE BAND ALL THE TIME AND BEING LIKE A HUGE FANGIRL AND CRUSHING ON EREN AND HE HAS A POSTER IN HIS CLOSEST THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT AND HE SECRETLY KISSES IT WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS CLOSET AND HANJI FINDS IT ONE DAY AND ITS WORN OUT WHERE THE MOUTH IS AND DECIDES TO BUY HIM TICKETS TO THE CONCERT AND WHEN HANJI GIVES HIM THE TICKETS HES ALL BLUSHING AND EMBARRASSED. HES JUST SO HAPPY AND THEN HE GETS THERE AND MEETS EREN AND THEN TELLS EREN THAT HE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM AND THEN EREN DECIDES TO TAKE HIM OUT ONE DAY

Lollipop: IMAGINE LEVI TAKING THE LOLLIPOP OUT OF ERENS MOUTH AND PUTTING IT IN HIS MOUTH HIS DAD WOULD SEE AND WOULDN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK

Pocky: IMAGINE LEVI HAVING POCKY AND THEN EREN BITING THE OTHER END AND THEY PLAY POCKY AND START MAKING OUT OMK YAS

Daddy!:I FEEL LIKE LEVI AND ERENS DAD WOULD WORK AT THE SAME PLACE AND EREN WOULD MAKE FUN OF LEVI CALLING HIM DADDY WHEN HIS DAD IS AROUND

Portal Master Hanji:HANJI MAKES A PORTAL AND LEVI GOES TO THE REAL WORLD AND MEETS. EREN IN AN ALLY WEARING THE PASTEL BEAUTY AND EREN IS JUST BEATING UP GUYS THAT WERE HITTING ON HIM AND ONE GRABS A KNIFE AND TRIES TO STAB EREN BUT LEVI STOPS IT BECAUSE HES A BAD ASS AND KICKS HIS ASS AND EREN THANKS HIM AND THEN LOOKS AT LEVI AND IS LIKE "Woah hes hot but whats with that outfit but i do like how it hugs his ass. He needs a makeover "AND EREN TAKES A VERY CONFUSED CORPORAL SHORT STACK TO HIS PLACE AND GIVES HIM NEW CLOTHES THAT LOOK HOT AS FUCK

Fangirl Levi 2:LEVI IS A GIRL IN THE PROCESS OF TRANSITIONING INTO A GUY AND EVERYDAY LEVI CALLS HER AND ASKS "how much longer do I have to wait?" AND TAKES HER OUT EVERY OTHER DAY AND WHEN SHE DOES OFFICALLY BECOME A GUY EREN KISSES HIM AND TAKES HIM OUT AND AFTER THE DATE CUDDLES HIM ALL NIGHT. AND THEY CUDDLE LIKE ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE.

(A/N: Sorry about the all caps, we were being Bill Cipher....{get that reference and I love you forever} also I apologize for grammar mistakes and if it says "YASSS" in some I copy pasted from our kik messages :/)