EU : What's happening now?
Spin : France is arguing with Germany now meanwhile UK and Spain are watching.
EU : Hell no
EU,Tea,and Spin went offline
Confusing 1 : The United Kingdom is busy cheering on France while Spain is cheering on Germany.
Confusing 3 : Who are you cheering for?
Confusing 1 : France.
Confusing 2 : Makes sense
Confusing 1 : OH SHIT-
Maple flag : What happened??
Confusing 1 : FRANCE THREW A KEYCHAIN (Big one) OF THE EIFFEL TOWER AND IT HIT THE NETHERLANDS- THEN GERMANY FUCKING LAUGHED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS
TaCoS : PERRA NO WAY
Confusing 1 : ...
Maple flag : Hey does anybody know where America is?
Few hours later..
(LORD HELP THE FRENCH & GERMANS)
FrEeDoM,Maple flag,and a few others.
Tea : AMERICA DON'T BLOODY EAT THE SANITIZER
FrEeDoM : I CAN DO WATEVIR I WNAT YUO
Tea : Your drunk aren't you?
FrEeDoM : Nooo-
Maple flag : You are
FrEeDoM :
WoRkS a LoT : Thats France sometimes.
Bread : NO IT ISNT
FrEeDoM : Hey there this is Washington D.C. America just passed out from drinking a lot of shots so i wanted to let you know. Have a wonderful night countries.
FrEeDoM went offline.
Tea : France you should stop drinking
Bread : Why?
Tea : Remember last week?
Bread : I wasn't that drunk
Tea : FRANCE YOU ALMOST JUMP OFF OF THE EIFFEL TOWER WHILE SINGING I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Bread : You have no proof.
Tea : You wanna bet?
Bread : Yeah
Tea : Let me get cameras from that night then.
Bread : Wait cameras?
Tea : Yes cameras.
Bread : Et bien, bonne chance au Royaume-Uni car je l'ai supprimé > :)
Tea : SPEAK ENGLISH
Bread : Non, fais-moi parler anglais
Maple flag : SOMEBODY LET AMERICA EAT SANITIZER WHO LET HIM EAT IT?!
TaCoS : Me
Maple flag : YOU IDIOT NOW HIS STATES WILL EAT IT!!
Tea : Hey Canada can you translate what france is saying.
Maple flag : Nah im good.
Tea : PLEASE PLEASE.
Bread : Lol
TaCoS : AH SHIT-
Bread : What happened??
TaCoS : FUCKING WISCONSIN IS EATING CHEESE CRUDS WITH SAND-
Maple flag : This is why...
TaCoS : NOW TEXAS IS DRINKING OIL WITH ALASKA-
Maple flag : Y'ALL AMERICA IS STILL PASSED OUT
Tea : GET THE THIRTEEN COLONIES THEN! THEY ARE OLDER AND CAN HELP
Maple flag : Ummmm New york is busy trying to get the Dakota's under control.
TaCoS : Then Georgia is just busy watching Alabama fight Florida-
Tea : Dear lord and they are the oldest..
Maple Flag : Cuba is just watching the states fight too :^
Tea : ...
TaCoS : Maryland & Rhode Island is just chatting.
Tea : That's good...
Bread : Lol poor America when he wakes up :'D ← that's his face when he wakes up.
Maple flag : New Jersey and Delaware are just baking their food while the other states are in chaos.
TaCoS : Now Texas is fighting Arkansas..
Maple flag : Now the Dakota's are fighting Minnesota.
Tea : Well the Dakota's aren't getting hurt but attacking now.
Bread : Yeah
A chat between Hungary & Austria
Hungary :You and I will always be the bestest of friends :]
Austria : Awww
Hungary :Because you know too much.
Austria
Oop
An old chat between Canada & America
My "Lovely" Brother (This is canada's name from America) : Why haven't you been answering?
My "Freedom" Brother (This is America's name from Canada) : Um I lost my phone and can't find it anywhere in my room
My "Lovely" brother : Okay
My "Lovely" brother : did you find it yet?
My "Freedom" brother : No
My "Lovely" brother :Good luck-
Translate
Et bien, bonne chance au Royaume-Uni car je l'ai supprimé = Well, good luck in the UK because I deleted it
Non, fais-moi parler anglais = No, make me speak English
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