This will not use display names at all lol why? Because ur boi is lazy asf.
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ALL AMERICANS!!!
USA : Y'ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!!
UK : Oh god...
FR : UK let her be.
UK : WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
USA : Still pissed I dumped all of your damn tea in the ocean?
UK : I-..
USA : Yeah btw thanks France for helping me
FR : Ur welcome.
USA : HAPPY RED,WHITE,BLUE DAY. NO NOT OTHER FREAKING COUNTRIES WHO HAVE THE SAME COLORS LIKE ME >:(
RU : Damn I can't make I joke out it again can I after last time?
USA : No
GE : Uh.. I guess happy independent's day America?
USA : Thank you buddy :)
GE : Please do not call me that right now.
USA : Fineeeeeeee
UK : Ngl where tf is everybody else?
MEX : Idfk maybe the writer is hella lazy?
CA : How-
MEX : I mean...
USA : HEY!! Today isn't about them it's about me and my independence!!
NATO : We know.
UN : We fully know so don't worry.
NATO : America we need you to uh close your eyes for us.
USA : Fineeeeee...
Few mins later.
UK : Open em up!
USA : OH MAH LORD 🥹
CN : You love it?
USA : HELL YES!! MY LOVER!!
FR : *Praying already*
USA : MAH BABY!!! ITS OIL 😭
MEX : Jeez..
CA : No wonder..
USA : I-.. This is ALOT where did you guys get it from?
RU : Ask China
CN : I-.. No ask Canada.
CA : We got the Oil from me,Texas,and New Mexico. (Ngl I had to look it up)
My ass is crying- HELP WHILE WRITING THIS IM LISTENING TO THE NEW SAGA OF EPIC-
USA : Yayyayayyayyayaya I'ma light some fireworks now bye bishes!!
USA went offline
CAN : May God help the citizens of that man
MEX :
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UK : NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Love fourth of july 😭 my ears are gonna hurt due to the fireworks.
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