Dazai, No

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It was now time for health class, Everyone But Beidou since she had gone home sick.

"Im gonna hang myself!" A tall brunette guy said

"Absolutely fucking not!" A shorter Ginger said.

"Why not Chibi?" the brunette said.

"DAZAI FUCKING OSAMU! GET YOUR ASS OFF THE DESK AND SIT IN A DAMN CHAIR!" A blonde yelled.

"Fuck off Kunikida!" Dazai rolled his eyes and sat on the desk, in which he was previously standing on.

(That poor teeacher honestly)

"Everyone, respectfully SHUT UP!" Man with maroon hair yelled.

Dehya fell out of her chair laughing, just like a blonde girl. Who had also fallen out of her chair laughing, the blone girl was named Arisa Uotani.

"What the fuck is even happening?" Said the maroon haired man's friend, a boy with a boar mask, later revealed to be Inosuke Hashibira.

Then the teacher came in to see his class in utter chaos.
"EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Yelled the teacher.

Everyone sat at their desk, however not all sat there correctly. Some sat on the table, some sat on the floor at the table. Some in the chair.
On the table;
Dehya
Dazai
Inosuke
Arisa
Chuuya
Kyo

On the floor;
Kunikida (Dazai threw his chair out the window)
Xiao (doesn't wanna be there, under the desk pretending not to exist)
Itto (chose to sit there so the person behind him can see)
Genya (same as itto)

In chair;
Ningguang
Yuki
Jingliu (everyone forgets she's there since she barely talks to her classmates as she literally hates 90% of them)
Tohru
Ranpo
Amity

"Why did I get the dumb kids?" The teacher muttered to himself.
Kunikida pointed at Dazai.
"This suicidal maniac has an IQ around 180. He's far from dumb. But he does act stupid."

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