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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Zippy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Penny: ...I did. I broke it.

Zippy: No. No you didn't. Kieran?

Kieran: Don't look at me. Look at Carmine.

Carmine: What?! I didn't break it.

Kieran: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Carmine: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kieran: Suspicious.

Carmine: No, it's not!

Nemona: If it matters, probably not, but Arven was the last one to use it.

Arven: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Nemona: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Arven: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nemona!

Penny: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Zippy.

Zippy: No! Who broke it!? <br <b="">Everyone:

Nemona: Zippy... Kieran's been awfully quiet.

Kieran: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Zippy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Zippy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Zippy:

Zippy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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