*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Zippy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Penny: ...I did. I broke it.
Zippy: No. No you didn't. Kieran?
Kieran: Don't look at me. Look at Carmine.
Carmine: What?! I didn't break it.
Kieran: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Carmine: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kieran: Suspicious.
Carmine: No, it's not!
Nemona: If it matters, probably not, but Arven was the last one to use it.
Arven: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Nemona: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Arven: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nemona!
Penny: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Zippy.
Zippy: No! Who broke it!? <br <b="">Everyone:
Nemona: Zippy... Kieran's been awfully quiet.
Kieran: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Zippy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Zippy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Zippy:
Zippy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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pokemon s/v incorrect quotes
Casualeuhm yes- my hyperfixation made me do it. also includes a character names "zippy". that's my oc. may or may not contain spoilers for the teal mask/indigo disk dlc idk
