Welcome To Big City Greens, Antwon White! (BCG Harem x Autistic Male OC)

Chapter 4: The Adirondack Blue Tater Paradox Effect!

[A story title appears on a manhole cover "The Adirondack Blue Tater Paradox!"; Cricket and Tilly stand on the sidewalk with various chickens, Cricket holding one in one arm.]

Cricket: Okay okay okay, wait. One more time. All or nuthin'.

Tilly: If you say so, but my lucky coin will always comes up heads.

[She flips a penny in the air.]

Cricket: Tails, tails, tails, tails, tails, tails!

[It lands heads up.]

Cricket: Heads again!?!

Tilly: It's just not your day, brother.

Cricket: [hands the chicken to her] Yeah, well, a bet's a bet.

[The chicken pokes his eye; a truck reading "Cuatro Leaf Clover" pulls up.]

Leprechaun Owner: Taco the mornin' to ya!

Cricket: [as the chickens run away] Wazza wazza whozat?

Leprechaun Owner: [throwing a pile of flyers] Come check out me lucky corn beef burritos, at today's Food Truck Round-Up!

[The truck drives away.]

Cricket: What the...? [a flyer lands in his face] Oof! [reads it] What kind of ice cream truck was that?

[Close-up on the flyer which reads:

Big City Food Truck Round-Up!
This is how we do food now!]

Tilly [OS]: Cricket, that was a food truck.

Cricket: Food...truck? Ya mean...

Tilly: It's exactly what you think it is.

Cricket: [eyes dilate, smiling] Oh. My. Gravy!

Bill: [hums, washes dishes]

Cricket: [pops in through the window] Dad-I-have-an-idea!

Bill: [shrieks and drops a dish; reads flyer] Food trucks? Cricket, you just ate.

Cricket: Nooo! C'mere. [holds him by the shoulder] Think about it: [points to the garden] We got a garden full of plants, that's basically food. [points to the Kludge] And we got our truck, that's basically a truck! We should start a food truck!

Bill: I can't believe I'm sayin' this, but that's a great idea, son! Potatoes are in season. I could make french fries!

Cricket: [jumps off] I'm on it! And I know just the guy who can help!

Bill: Heh heh heh... [hits his head on the window] Oof! Heeheehee!

[Meanwhile inside Elkins Apartment, Antwon and Leanne were in the White Family living room, playing a sci-fi/action video game called "Neutron Rangers" while ingesting their faces with French fries.]

Antwon: Get ready to face my atomic giga beam, Lee-Annihilator! Your reign of terror ends now!

Leanne: There's nothing you can do to stop me, Astro Ant! Once I'll set up the retractor shields for defense, you'll be out of neutrino energy in seconds!

Antwon: [chuckled sarcastically] Yeah, we'll see about that... [He turned to the camera] It's been a long time since Leanne and I are getting along. Ever since we were rivals, she's always been jealous of me, because I was born as a genius. Whenever she gets to be the most popular girl in school, I get to win every science fair in the school's newspaper while making every girl impressed, and whenever she obtains every A's in her report card, I get every A+'s in mine in my perfect grade. No matter how Leanne tries to strike me at every turn, I always still come out on top, even if we quarrel on a daily basis. But despite all this, she and I will always be there for each other, especially when we work together, and sometimes we even have shared interests by playing videogames and salvaging the joyous of Belgium allumette cut deep-fried potatoes as we liked to call them "French fries." [He turned to the bowl and reached into it and discovered that the bowl was hollow, which could possibly lead to only one explanation, the french fries were empty. Antwon informed his sister] Oh Molar Mass, we're tapped out of french fries.