❛❛ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓-𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 ❜❜ ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ʙɴʜᴀ

sillies and hc 😣

𝙊𝙠 𝙗𝙖𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙞 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 😋 𝙨𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙄'𝙢𝙢𝙖 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙥𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙘'𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝

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[𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]: are you a complete moron?

Bakugo:HUH?!

[𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞]: sorry, Rhetorical questions are rude. Your a moron.

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[𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞](to Poe) : I'm gay for you and your gay for me.

Kendo:Poe why you gay that guy?

Poe: I'M NOT! WE'RE ENEMIES!

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Shinso(doing a group assignment) : I'd also like to apologize for my partner his parents didn't give him enough attention as a kid.

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: kys😭

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[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: and if I run and jump at fukuzawa he will most positively catch me, and here we go!

Fukuzawa:hey wait! I'm holding coffee

Fukuzawa;*proceeds to catch him* 😐

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Aizawa(with class 1-a in the bg) : um [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] what's that?

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆](with Karl the raccoon on his shoulders and a smoothie in hand): *slurp* a smoothie

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Poe:what's wrong with the way I dress?

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]:some people might say that your style makes you look like an evil super villain. Not me tho I think you look like a sexy motorcycle 😚

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Aizawa:How many months is that?

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]/poe:49/96

Aizawa (to [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]):do you need a math tutor, cause the school will provide one

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: I can't tell if your being serious

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[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: so when remember people who wronged them and hold grudges their 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it it's 'petty'.

Overhaul:.....

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All might:I am at a lose for words

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] and hatsume(who got in trouble for sneaking out) : despite being at a lost for words he proceeded to yell at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Aizawa: [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] will you keep an eye on bakugo, I'm afraid that he'll say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched.

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: I'd love to see katsuki get punched😋

Aizawa: Try again 😐

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: I will stop katsuki from getting punched

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Fukuzawa: is it true you spent 3 days in the back of my car just to scare me

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: no, it was 5

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*𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠*

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: you are middle aged

All might:not I'm not I'm young! 😡

*𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠*

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆](next to fukuzawa): I don't remember saying that! 🙄

All might: with I'm memory like your boy I'm not surprised you forgot!

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: and don't ever call me a boy again! 💢

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Aizawa: someone's gotta talk to [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] about the birds and the bees

Fukuzawa(to [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]): their disappearing at an alarming rate.

Rando reporter: sir can we have your number so we can get to you so we can ask you questions?

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆](visibly texting on a phone) :sorry don't got a phone

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-does it matter who wins the argument?

Hatsume: Yea it matters I wanna win

Midoriya: It matters, but what matters most is fairness

Bakugo: I don't care, but if you try to win

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: Is doesn't matter, but what matters most is who tf are you to start a fight with me🙄

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[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆](being picked up by fukuzawa): Do I even weigh anything to you?

Fukuzawa: no, it's like holding a couple grapes.

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[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆](to fukuzawa) :thanks dad

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: why is everyone staring at me?

SHINSO: you just called fukuzawa dad, you said "thanks dad".

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: pfft- no I didn't I said.... Thanks man.

Fukuzawa: do you see me as a father figure [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: erm no if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you always bother me.

Bakugo:oi show your father some respect

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆]: I didn't call him dad!

Fukuzawa:no, no, I see it as a compliment

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𝙊𝙠 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙮𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 😋