Pira POV
*CRASH!*
A pair of headphones crash to the wall.
"Fuck, the stream's finally done. I kept dying, chat kept bullying me, and some guy named Johnny said he'd write a fan-fic of me. Like, who the fuck would read that?"
Pira walks over to the headphones, which are no longer in a functional state.
You see, Pira is an interesting case. She's a pirana, cat, human hybrid thing who was created by mistake when the science team got a bit too drunk. They found an empty test tube, took another shot, and that's how Pira was born. Pira grew up to be a 5' 4" sub, bottom with bite marks all over from her trying to eat herself, pretty noticeable assets, cat ears, and sharp as fuck teeth.
"Fucking hell! Shit! These were my good headphones too! Fuck! I'll add a new pair to my Throne, some simp will buy it for me."
Pira leaves her virginity I mean gaming room and walks to the kitchen. She proceeds to pour herself some rubbing alcohol into a Wario sippy cup. She then puts on Thirsty by AJR before sitting in the corner of the room.
{Here's the song Pira listened to.}
Time Skip 30 minutes and 20 seconds.
"Fuck. I'm out of rubbing alcohol. No, don't tell me I'll actually have to go and buy more. Nooooooooooo! I don't want to go out in public!"
Pira says while pouting to absolutely no one cuz she's a lonely ass bitch. Now, Pira is stuck in a predicament. She doesn't want to go in public, but she really needs more rubbing alcohol. Reluctantly, she stands up and walks her ass over to the bathroom to take a shower, a rarity in her case.
Time Skip 3 hours
After spending an hour hyping herself up to take a shower, an hour eating soap while sitting in the bottom of the shower, and another hour trying to find the underwear that she was wearing, she was finally ready to go shopping.
She steps out of her house and instantly has a close call with a $35 Rolls-Royce.
"This is gonna be a long day, isn't it."
Pira remarks sarcastically to the voices inside her head.
