Time Skip next day
Your POV
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Pira screams at the top of her lungs, which makes sense since she is a VTuber.
"Shut the fuck up Pira."
You respond tiredly.
"BUT I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED! MEWMORI SAID WE CAN HANG OUT AND SHE SAID YOU CAN COME ALONG TOO EEEEEEEEEEE!"
Johnny bursts into the room, pissed.
"Pira, shut the fuck up! I was sleeping!"
"Not anymore! Oh, by the way, you can't come with us. Sowwy."
"The only reason you're able to meet up with Mew is because I got permission. Again, thank you to everyone who-"
"Nobody cares."
Both you and Pira respond in unison.
"Fine then, you two can go fuck each other or something I don't fucking care. I'll see you two closer to the end of the chapter."
Johnny leaves.
"Why do you keep him around."
"His positives make up for his negatives. He's usually not like this. Maybe he's just jealous of you."
"What time are we meeting Mewmori?"
"In exactly one time skip."
Time skip 4 hours.
You and Pira are standing at the location, waiting for Mew to arrive.
"How the fuck did you take 4 hours to get ready?"
"I couldn't find my bra!"
"YOU WERE WEARING IT!"
"I-"
The 'conversation' was cut short by the arrival of two catgirls? I think...
One of them walks up to Pira and daps her up.
"Pira! How's my favourite shortie going?"
Pira pouts.
"Mewmew! I'm not that short!"
"Yes you are."
Both you and the unnamed girl clap back.
"Pira, who are they?"
"Don't worry Pira, I've got ya. My name is Mewmori, I'm an Aquaticat. I'm Pira's best friend. And this is Tenny. Tenny?"
Tenny is staring off into the distance, obviously lost in her own thoughts, with ink dripping out of her mouth.
"Tenny?"
Tenny suddenly snaps out of it.
"Whoops. Sorry, I was lost in my own head. Hi, I'm Tenny the Tentacat. I came from a planet, well Kraken egg, called Nyantlantis. Long story short, we had to leave, I ended up here on Earth. I'm still getting used to being on Earth, sorry."
Tenny spits some ink out, it falls on the ground in the form of a heart.
"From what I've learnt from her, she's a bit dumb but in a cute way. She's very nice and loves cuddles. She's also a bit naive. I don't know anything else. I've only known her for two weeks. Actually, I think she's only been on Earth for two weeks, I think I found her when she just arrived."
"I think Johnny can probably find more information, he knows all the lore."
Pira replies.
"Pira, I don't mean to be rude, but who are they?"
"They're Cutie. I don't know their name so I just call them that. Well, I don't really know much of anything about them. I tried to ask Johnny for info on them, but he just told me 'They're the reader, the lack of information makes it easier for people to insert themselves into the character. It makes the book more accessible and more readable since you don't have to more out what the different acronyms mean.' Stupid dumbass."
"And no, I'm not dating Pira."
You interject. Causing Pira to pout. Mewmori, attempting to avoid awkwardness, decides it's time to move along and get started with whatever the fuck they had planned today. The rest agree.
Time Skip 6 hours cuz the writer doesn't know how to write that
"We're back!"
Pira yells excitedly while throwing open the door to the house and walking inside. You, Mewmori, and Tenny all look like they're 3 seconds away from death.
"I heard."
Johnny 'welcomes' them back home in his own 'special' way, by not giving a shit and continuing to eat the Hawaiian Pizza he microwaved himself.
"Pira, you need to stop draining the life energy for everyone around you, you're gonna kill somebody."
"I do not! HEY! Where's my food?! Why didn't you make me any?!"
Pira proceeds to pout, like the 8-year-old that she mentally is.
"I didn't make you anything cuz you constantly complain about the food that I cook."
"You know I don't really mean it, it's just friend-to-friend banter, ya know?"
"Look, I know that's what friends do and shit, but I've told you to not bring the stuff I make into this."
"I'm sorry."
"You're only being nice cuz you want something from me."
"Yes! I mean, I want something from you, but it's not the only reason I'm being nice um-"
"We'd like more info on Tenny here."
Mew buts in to stop Pira from digging her own grave.
"Yeah, I'll get around to dealing with that tomorrow."
Tenny suddenly appears in front of Johnny.
"Really?! You can do that?! Can I help?!"
"Yeah, I can do that, I know all the lore. And sure, you can help."
"Yay!"
Tenny yells excitedly. Due to said excitement, Tenny accidentally squirts Johnny in the face with her ink.
"..."
"...sorry..."
Tenny apologies, she's become very timid.
"Johnny, please don't get mad at her. She's still new here and-"
Johnny cut Mewmori off.
"It's fine, I'm not mad at her. Since Tentacats use their ink more for communication than defence, it's water soluble and doesn't stain. I can wash it off in no time. And hey, at least it's not Pira's piss."
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing."
