This is officially endorsed by Piranya.
This is meant to be bad. I am their official shitpost maker, not their official book writer, though that may change.
All details about Pira in this story are canon to the character. Source: Trust me bro.
All characters in this book are being used with permission from their creators (Again, thank you to anyone who's letting me use their character).
The story takes place in a timeline where America is run by Australia. I call it "The Good Timeline".
There's a lot of swearing in this book. Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Everything in this book is meant to be Twitch ToS safe, so no seggs. :(
Well, it's partially true. Any implication of seggs will be replaced with this image.