ONE METER [SEOK MATTHEW] ✦ZEROBASEONE✦

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{eunmi}

"HURRY UP AND KICK THE DAMN BALL" i yelled at gyuvin who was still trying to wear his soccer shoes.

he was kinda far away from me so he looked confused at what did i just yell about.

he squinted his eyes as the sunlight shone down on the field & on his face.

"KICK THE BALL?!" he yelled back. i nodded, giving a thumbs up.

he gave me a "wait" sign and went back to fixing his shoes.

i waited for him, sitting down on the grassy field when i saw yujin approach him. "hiya! what are yall doing?"

gyuvin then looked up at yujin and kicked his balls.

what the actual f-

i sighed & shook my head in disappointment while hearing yujin cry.

"I KICKED THE BALL" gyuvin proudly exclaimed.

"THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING BALL I WAS TALKING ABOUT"

he then came into realization.

"o-oh... the soccer ball.."

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YUJIN
y-you guys are bULLIES!

EUNMI
lmao u just knew

GUNWOOK
what happened this time

YUJIN
GYUVIN KICKED MY CROTCH

YUJIN
IT HURTS SO MUCH AND IT FEELS LIKE ITS BURNING

GYUVIN
lmfao put ice cream on it then

EUNMI
ew wtf

GUNWOOK
wait i want some cake juice

YUJIN
ARENT YALL GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND THE HOSPITAL

EUNMI
why are we going to do that n e way

YUJIN
mY CROTCH IS IN A CRITICAL CONDITION

GYUVIN
did yall see my robot potato

GUNWOOK
sounds delicious whats that

GYUVIN
my science experiment

EUNMI
can it dance???

GYUVIN
idk jiwoong hyung did it for me

YUJIN
IM CALLING 911 RN

GUNWOOK
i suddenly had the flashback when eunmi called 911 to order mcdonalds

GYUVIN
and that time she called mcdonalds instead of pizza hut and ordered pizza

YUJIN
CAN SOMEONE PLS HELP MY BALLS ITS STILL BURNING SHDHJSMSKSI

GYUVIN
I ALR SAID TO PUT ICE CREAM ON IT

EUNMI
smh smh

EUNMI
im leaving now to finish my painting

GYUVIN
ok bye make sure to never come back