Twisted wonderland headcanons and stuff

{And thats how we met} (w/ Ace, leona deuce, malleus and Vil)

Ace: Imagine explaining to your child how you met your spouse and your spouse is the Prefect.
Go!

MC: hold up- what the heck?!

Leona: hmm.. Your parent stepped on my tail and we became each other's bane of existence.

MC: ...

Deuce: umm.. They asked me to help them because I looked responsible.

MC: you sure as hell are.

Deuce: really? Thanks 😊

Ace: Ewww.. get a room.

Ace: anyway- How about you, Malleus-senpai?

Malleus: Hmm... I would say that the fate brought us together. And that the child of man was the first human who wasn't scared of
me.

Leona: boring. Lame.

Vil: I believe I should give an answer too.

Ace: Go ahead, Vil-senpai.

Vil: It's not related to our first meeting, but I'm the Prefect's first kiss.

Deuce: Prefect's...

Leona: First..

Malleus: Kiss..?

Ace: ...

MC: ummm...

MC: Tsunotaro... why are you looking at me like I cheated?

Vill: oh, they loved it!

MC: DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT!

Ace: you and vil-senpai kissed?!

MC: ... it's a long story... but it's not that big of a deal!

Leona: at least your first kiss isn't that stupid lizard.

Malleus: excuse me? What is that supposed to mean?

Leona: your probably a shit kisser. Who would wanna kiss you anyway?

MC: hey! Don't say that! I would! I bet he's a great kisser!

Everyone: you'd kiss Malleus-senpai?!

MC: ... 😅

Suddenly Crowley burst into the room

Crowley: YOUR KISSING WHO?!

MC: IM NOT KISSING ANYONE, DAD-

Everyone: DAD?!

MC: I CAN EXPLAIN!

THE END