Twisted wonderland headcanons and stuff

{new years resolutions} (w/ deuce, ace, grim and malleus)

MC: So what are you guy's New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo! Lame!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it's a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a better partner-

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: finds Malleus down the hall before ace and deuce start fighting Tsunotaro!

Malleus: Hello, child of man, I hope you're doing well today.

MC: I'm great, but I've got a question for ya.
Do you have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: pulls out a piece of paper from his blazer As a matter of fact I've
complied a few on a small list right
here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: oh...

MC: ...

Malleus: slowly eats the paper

MC: flabber and gasted TSUNOTARO, NO! SPIT
IT OUT!-

Malleus: muffled NO!

Grim: WHEEZE