Alright i got no life so i've been reading mid sometimes on wattpad a03 or other websites and some of this shit should be made illegal how bad some of the cliches are.
1. Friends to Lovers
This shit is boring. Like it probs happens in real life... BUT I DON'T CARE! It's boring. And i know it's supposed to make me feel good but i don't fucking give a singular shit.
2. Stupid Stories
These story reasons are so contrived too like I don't care i think we should go back to Porn with no story. I don't care why Spongebob is Anally Brutalising Patrick
3. Love At First Sight
NO! WE GOT FROZEN TO TELL YOU NO! THAT MOVIE IS BALLS BUT LEARN SOMETHING!
4. Spilling Coffee On People
Im sorry but you know how fucking hot coffee is? If that shit spilled on me while i was in one direction or a Shitty K-Pop band then your life would be over! I Would sue the fuck out of you and you'll become homeless! I'll ruin your life! Or I'll fuck your shit up! Why would i fuck the girl who spilled hot ass coffee On Me!
5. Going to a concert to a band i don't like
Why in gods green fucking earth would i go to some K-Pop concert for my friend even though i don't like them and then suddenly fall in love with them!
6. Death Battle Fanfics
Alright i could turn this into a bigger one but, Why use these obscure characters i never heard of! And why are you a genius because that makes me go down a rabbit hole
7. Rape/Kidnapping Fics
WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR R. KELLY! If you got kidnapped they wouldn't be nick jonas they would be some fat loser and they wouldn't take you out, you'd be in their nasty ass basement fill with jars of rainbow dash and cum
8. "Humour"
You're jokes aren't funny. It's like anime humour because it's just "Oni-Chan pervert!" Or some unfunny reference. Who the fuck do you think you are putting comedy in these serious fic, George Carlin?
9. Y/N
Shut the fuck up no give your characters a name you lazy bastard Shit isn't making me feel like a part of the story it makes you look like a fucking retard And me looking like a dunce for reading your shitty fan fiction
10. Fainting
If you faint so much then your fucking an oddball i haven't seen someone faint once in my life let alone so much like when i see a hot girl im not like "OH FUCK IM GONNA FAINT!" Im more like "Ooh she looks attractive"
11. React Fics
THIS ADDS NOTHING TO THE ORIGINAL PIECE OF MEDIA! I DON'T CARE WHAT RUBY ROSE OR FUCKING SCP-173 CARES ABOUT PINK PANTHER 5. AND USUALLY THEY SAY DUMB SHIT LIKE "erm you did something similar" JUST WRITE SHORT NON-IMPORTANT STORIES
Now here is my favorite things you can do
1. Angst
I've read more Cloti angst then mark david chapman read catcher in the rye. Its peak! Just so nice! Maybe if i didn't obsess over tragedies like sweeney todd and phantom of the opera or les miserables or- i guess im a musical miserable man. But seriously its all peak
2. Fluff
On the flip side we got sweet stories about characters doing trivial shit that doesn't matter but it matters to me. I love these fics. Not much to say. I like when they get into silly mishaps i guess idk.
3. Turning tifa to a chocolate egg
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21060869
type it in. then read it. it speaks for itself. Edgar allen poe wrote it.
Fuck off
