One Piece Reacts!

Roast Battle: Sanji Vs Zoro

Previously on One Piece Reacts:

The whole Theater claps, except Zoro.

"Now," Ace walks up to Thatch and Marco. "Wanna repeat what you said earlier??"

They shake their head vigorously.

"Good." Ace goes back to sit down in his chair. Meanwhile, Sanji rounds on Zoro.

"TCH!!" Sanji grunts. "Why didn't you clap, MOSSHEAD?!"

"Cause you're lame, love-cook."

"WANNA FIGHT!!?"

"BRING IT ON!!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR??!"

"WHAT"

"A ROAST BATTLE!!"

(P.s. If I were you, I'd watch the video above so u can understand this more, or something along those lines, mainly cause I suck at roasting and I'm just using the comebacks from the video.

The Video ain't mine, so it doesn't belong to me.)

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The theatre starts cheering them on. "HELL YEAHHHH!!" "GO SANJI-KUN!!!" "YOU CAN DO IT, ZORO-SEMPAI!!"

Aakia appears once again between Sanji and Zoro. "Ready, you two??" They both nodded, getting up from their seats and into a fighting stance. "Okay, some rules are- there are no rules except no physical violence. MAY THE BEST WIN!!"

(Que Video, or start watching video now)

Sanji decided to go first.

 "Three Swords,                                                                                                      

 Two arms,

One Scarf, 

NO BARS!!"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The theatre mocked Zoro, Sanji nodding in approval of his ego at the moment, which is pretty high. Now it was Zoro's turn.

"I've fought the strongest in the world," Zoro began, indicating his Scar from Mihawk. "Came out with some stitches. Three swords, two legs, one eye, NO BITCHES!!"

Sanji looked like a kicked puppy, but recovered quickly with his next comeback.

"Grass on the ground; we call that the earth. My booty cheeks are outta this world." The theatre seemed to disagree, booing, but Sanji didn't stop. "Your three swords COULDN'T EVEN SAVE A GIRL!!!"

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" the theatre gasped.

"He did him SUPERRRRR DIRTY!" Franky did his Super Pose. The audience audibly groaned, one even calling out, "I thought Nami was a girl??"

Sanji looked really pleased with his roast until Zoro gave his comeback, which, of course, deflated Sanji's all-mighty ego.

"Moment of silence for Kuina real quick," Zoro called out as everyone bowed their heads to pay their respects.

"You call yourself a chef, but I'm not gonna let you cook. When I'm done with you, you'll be deader than BROOK!!"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The theatre roared with laughter, even Brook, 'cause he's Brook- Of course he laughed at himself.

Zoro smirked. "Oh, wait, he's already dead, YOHOHOHO THAT, CURLY BROWS!!"

"YOHOHOHO!! I can see Zoro winning this battle, even though I don't have eyes. YOHOHOHO!!"