The Brown Cameraman

Chapter 5 (the abandon city arc): ambush

POV military leader toilet

military leader toilet: SKIBIDI DOM DOM SKIBIDI DOM DOM SKIBIDI DOM DOM DOM YES SKIBIDI DOM DOM NI NI SKIBIDI SKBIDI SKBIDI NI NI (EVERYONE GRAB EVERYTHING YOU ALL CAN FIND AND BRING IT BACK, THE CHIEF SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT GONNA GIVE US SUPPLIES FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS SO GRAB EVERYTHING, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SURVIVE AND PRESERVE OUR FOOD AND MATERIAL FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS UNTIL THEY START GIVING US SUPPLIES ).

SKIBIDI TOILETS: SKBIDI (SIR YES SIR).

As all the toilets scattered around to find anything helpful to them, military leader toilet thought to himself of his problem his army and himself is dealing with

military leader toilet mind: skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi Dom Dom (there was reports of one large and one extra large toilet were killed but what member did the the alliance sent?  Was it something I saw, maybe it's an elite/executive?  if it is then we're going to have some difficulty on our hand.  we all need to keep an eye out on everywhere since there are not only toilets in my territory).

back to brown.  Brown woke up and check if there are any toilet near him and unlucky to him, there are toilets with different set of weapons.  one of these is toilets that have weapons on them some have lasers, some have guns, and some has rockets.  others can fly using helicopter blades, snd some has jetpacks

brown cameraman: damn, I need to be quicker, it'll become dangerous soon the more I stay here, *looks at the building* but I need to wait for them to be gone then I can leave.

brown checks daily to see if no toilets around, he check 5-6 time and they weren't here, nuts he wasn't so sure if he's safe to go to the front door so he check the back door and sees a bunch of median size toilet but most of them are normal size but some of them have either lasers or rockets

brown cameraman mind: their numbers are small so I think I can take out all of them, but I need to know which toilet I should attack, I don't think I would win if I don't know who to attack.  

as brown looks around the toilet horde, he thinks of which to attack

brown cameraman mind: alright so there's less number of median toilets and the toilets relies on size meaning the bigger they are the more dangerous they are, I don't have to worry about the regular size toilet but I need to keep my eyes on toilet with weapons.  what I should do is that since the median toilet might be the biggest threat out of this horde I need to kill one of them to increase my odds.  Alright I got it, focus mostly on killing the bigger one, then the rest should be a little easier.

brown grabs his plunger and backpack and prepares to ambush them

brown cameraman: get ready brown, you're going to be in hell once you leave.  alright, 3.  2.  1.  GO

brown got out and caught one median toilet by surprise, he climbed onto the toilet and flushes the toilet

brown cameraman: heh one down, *look left and right* a lot.. to go

brown cameraman mind: damn should've plan this further, well *goes left* since right has more numbers then I should go left.

brown rush into a horde of normal toilet killing, plunging, and flushing one by one and as brown was killing the horde a laser shot

brown cameraman: *notice laser* HOLY SHIT! *dodges*  

brown didn't completely dodged the laser receiving minor burns and injuries

brown cameraman: *looks at wounds* damn it you asshole. *rush towards a toilet with rockets* get out of the way you toilet freaks!  

brown punches aside toilets that was in the way while dodging every rocket and lasers and forget his strategy and went straight towards the toilet shooting lasers then brown got close to the laser toilet