Person: That party was awesome!
Friend: You were drunk outta your mind!
Person: I was not!
Friend: You were cutting open pineapples screaming "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOURE IN THERE".
Lesson: Your friends will always be there to tell you about those embarrassing things you did that you can't remember.
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A Wierdos Guide to Swag
RandomA book filled with jokes, swag, lyrics and just wierd stuff.
