Police: Did you kill this man?
Person: No. A bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, therefore he died of natural cause. Case Closed!
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A Wierdos Guide to Swag
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Natural Cause
Police: Did you kill this man?
Person: No. A bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, lead comes from the earth, therefore he died of natural cause. Case Closed!
