Roommates | TheDooo

CHAPTER TWO

II.

"Dooo! Dooo's here!" Soup was the first one heard after Eric entered the call.

Kiefer gave Eric a weird look. "Dooo?" He asked quietly in confusion and amusement as he wondered where the nickname came from.

"Don't ask." Eric sighed lightly. Kiefer knew that he wasn't mad or upset in any way about him asking about his nickname.

"Dooo, who's with you?" McNasty asked, thinking he heard another voice. "I swear I heard someone with you. It's either that or I'm hearing things."

Eric went to say something when Soup cut him off. "Did you finally get laid?" Soup joked.

Eric sighed sharply. "No. It's my roommate, Kiefer."

"Kiefer? Isn't that German for like, jaw or something?" Blarg asked, entering into the conversation.

Eric glanced over at Kiefer, silently offering him to speak up, but not pressuring him to.

Kiefer gave a small nod, signally that he would talk. "Ja. It means a lot of tings, but zey all stay avroud ze topic of jaws or pine."

The call went silent for a moment which made Kiefer look at Eric with a worried look, wondering if he said something wrong. His worry faded, however, when Soup spoke up. "That is the sexiest accent I have ever heard. Turn on your damn camera, Dooo. We need to see this guy for ourselves."

Eric looked over at Kiefer who just shrugged since he didn't mind having the camera on. He then handed Eric a spare, plain black balaclava since he knew that he also didn't show his face around others.

Eric gave a small nod as he slid on the balaclava before he turned on the camera to show the both of them.

Kiefer was very noticeably taller than Eric.

"Quick ques- that mask is fucking hot- quick question. How tall are you... Kiefer?" McNasty asked, somehow pronouncing Kiefer's name correctly.

"200.66 centimeters." Kiefer shrugged before he remembered that the American height scale was different. "In oder vords, 6'7"."

"I don't believe that." McNasty shook his head. "I need the proof."

Kiefer thought for a bit before he stood up and walked over to Eric's door which was only 6'6" and stood next to it to prove his height.

The call was silent for a heartbeat as Kiefer walked back and sat down again. "There's no fucking way." Soup declared in utter shock and disbelief at Kiefer's height.

The group chatted for a little while longer before Kiefer had to leave to get back to class. He bid his goodbyes before he stood up and left Eric's room, slipping off his balaclava before he closed the door which gave the guys in the call a split second to see Kiefer's natural fluffy brown-black hair.

Ending Notes:
Hello again! If you can't tell by now, I'm trying to type out how Kiefer's accent is. For example, instead of other, it's oder (pronounced as udder). Kiefer also says a lot of words with 'v's, like pronouncing his 'w's as 'v's. I am not really trying to match personalities with each member of the Goons or anyone in general since this technically is my AU and I'm just lazy. I hope you enjoyed chapter two. You can vote, comment, follow, whatever. I don't really care. That being said,

Oli out.