Down with the Plot (Naruto Various x Fem! Modern! Reader)

Does anyone have a taser? (For scientific purposes)

Y/n, I'm sure she isn't that bad." Haku tries to console you.

"Yes, yes she is." Zabuza off-handedly replies, shoving you and the others into the room before slamming and padlocking the door.

The girl's head whips up, practically smelling you. She turns to you and smiles widely, as if she had just found her prey.

"Y/nnn!!! 😍😍🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰✨✨" She calls, running over to you and embracing you in a tight, threatening hug.

You could practically feel the migraine coming on. Whomever introduced this girl to emojis needs to be removed from this planet, effective immediately.

Sighing, you look to the object of your suffering.

"Hello, S/n."

^^^Present^^^

"Naruto tilted his head in confusion, "You know her?" Sasuke glanced at you with mild interest as you sighed, "Yeah. She's my sister."

"SISTER!??" Sakura and Naruto yelled out simultaneously, causing a stir amongst the spectators in the room. Seriously, every single one of the Chunin hopefuls were watching the drama unfold like it was some trashy, vaguely Ninja themed soap opera!

S/n clings to your side with a put on her lips, "N/n, why didn't you tell them about me? I'm your precious, pretty, and more popular sister after all!" You practically shoved her off you, grabbed Haku by the wrist, dragging him back outside as you kick the door open in the process, oblivious to the way he tenses at the sound made by the splintering wood.

Resisting the urge to slam him against a wall, you try to keep your cool as you confront him. "What the HELL is that??" you hiss at him, still baffled by S/n's unexpected presence. She was supposed to be in a whole other dimension, for goodness sake! Seriously, how this bitch managed to cross entire dimensions just to disrupt your life was beyond you.

Haku innocently tilted his head, confused, "My apologies, Y/n, but I don't understand what you are talking about. She seems capable, based on her comments."

"Don't understand? Don't understand!? YES YOU DO! How. The heck. Did that rat get here!? And what comments!?" You were on the edge of going Super Sayan, but Haku intervened with a weak-ass explanation before you could.

"She was found outside the Sand Village around the time you appeared outside ours. She pestered the Kazekage until they took her in," Haku explained wearily. "After staying for only a few weeks, they threw her out with only enough food and water to last a few days at most. It was then that Zabuza and I found her. At first, I was going to paralyse her before continuing on our way here, but she claimed she knew you before I could. At first, I was admittedly a little... off-put by her as she continuously tried to touch my hair, but I made an exception for her because of her relation to you."

"Long story short," Zabuza chimed in from his spot leaning against the wall, "They dumped her on us, so now we're stuck with her. Let's hope her skills match her boasting. All she talked about was her combat prowess and..." Zabuza paused, self-censoring, "-Ehem... other strengths."

"Are you kidding me!? That girl couldn't defeat a snail with a rocket launcher!" you whispered sharply, dreading the ordeal ahead. "And she watches anime! What does she mean, 'other strengths'? What kind of anime does she even watch!?"

"Never mind. I know what kind of anime she watches." You cringed, refocusing on Haku, only for S/n to interject after teleporting from nowhere (She followed you out of the exam room).

"I mean duhh, rocket launchers are for nerds🙄. I prefer tactical knives🤗🥰🥰," S/n rolled her eyes, materializing from the depths of the abyss. "And my taste in anime is none of your concern, sibby."