A/N: Aight, so, this chapter is some incorrect quotes I've compiled for you guys (Including Y/N). Some quotes are original, others I've found via this magical thing called Google~
Also, THANKYOUTHNKYOUTHANKYOU FOR CHOOSING MY STORYYY!!! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ALL OF YOU BEATUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Y/N: Shit.
Sasuke: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Naruto: OH MY GOD SAKURA FELL OFF!!!
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Y/N: Whaddya' call a fish with no eye?
Sasuke, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Fsh
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Y/N: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Sasuke, turning to Naruto: How tall are you?
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Sasuke: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Sakura: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Y/N: Smad.
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Kakashi: WHY. Why would you give Y/N a KNIFE!?
Iruka: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Kakashi: Now I feel unsafe.
Iruka: Aren't you a Jonin?
Kakashi: *Death Glare*
Iruka: I'm Sorry.
Iruka: ...Would you like a knife?
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Y/N: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sasuke: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Kakashi: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Naruto: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Sakura: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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*Everyone is playing a videogame*
Sasuke: How do you play this?
*Sasuke has drawn first blood*
*Sasuke has made a triple kill*
*Sasuke sniped XxKillerxX from 500ft*
*Sasuke is on a rampage*
*Sasuke is a blood god*
Sasuke: I think I figured it out.
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Kakashi, texting Y/N: You will machete through this :D
Kakashi: *Make it
Kakashi: Do not machete your way through this.
Y/N: Too late.
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Kakashi: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Y/N: Self-esteem! I haven't seen you in years!
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