"HEY MATTHEW!" You almost tackled your friend as he opened his front door allowing you into his house.
Yeah sure you have only known him for a good 9 hours but, so far he was all you had, not complaining or anything.
"Whoa! Y/N r-relax." He stumbled. "Sorry, your the first person to open up to me, I get really jumpy..." you trailed off. "Your fine." The Canadian smiled.
"Whoa duty deer! You got someone to see you!" You looked behind Matt to see a, slightly chubby American looking up from a video game.
"Duty deer?" You gave him a puzzled look.
"American slang I'm trying to start Yo! I'm Alfred!"
"I'm Y/N..." You waved lightly.
"So Y/N you can see my brother?" The American stood up and came closer to Matt.
"I can't miss him, he's adorable!" You raised your voice a little on the last word.
The American whispered something in his ear and slipped something in his pocket.
Matthew slanged his around you and walked you to his room.
"I-I'm sorry about him..." Matthew mumbled.
"It's fine, what did he say?" You moved your vision to his pocket.
"... Oh he said she's a keeper." Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out... A condom?!??!
"WWGAGGAGHHHHH" Matt squealed and threw it across the room.
"Um..."
Matthew went an picked it up. "Wanna see what these are really for?"
You lightly nodded.
Matt put it back in his pocket. And took you down to the garage. The he opened the condom and started pouring cans of soda into it.
You soon joined him to make the work go faster. You poured the final can into the condom.... It was full... Like the size of on elephants stomach.
"Go get him."
You nodded and went inside and asked Alfred to come out onto the driveway he agreed.
"Alfred... P-Pulling stuff like this isn't funny... So we figured that you needed to know the real purpose for condoms." Matthew had tried the end of the condom off and it looked like a soda water balloon
Matt kicked the soda ballon and it flew off into there front yard and popped with a loud splash in the grass. You and Matt then walked into the house leaving the American, sad, and stunned.
"Matt, I didn't know you could be so mean." You said.
"Well being mean to my brother at home is normal... Because he's mean to me in public... And I'm too shy to do anything back and cause a problem..." Matt looked down.
"And even if I did anything in public, no one would see me... So I don't know why I'm scared to do something." He played with his thumbs.
"Hey Matt."
"Yeah?"
"If you did something back... I would notice, because I see you." You smiled at him.
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[Canada x reader]Shy boy
AcakMoving to a new school is scary and so is trying to talk to people Maybe Mr.Shyboy can be your 'friend'