A/N: *gasp* three mom chapters in a row! Well, being with mom is funny and we had to go on another road trip and of course I had to do this
Me: good job fuck head, play bumper cars with the first student van
Mom: is that what fucking happened
Me: ya! The van did not move fast enough when the light turned green and the asshole poked it with its truck
Mom: idiots
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Mom: whole ass piece of metal pipe in the road, that's not going to fuck up any cars
Me: snorts
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Sri: head southwest on Cleveland avenue
Mom: southwest? There is no southwest or Cleveland avenue. I'm not Ferdinand Magellan. I left my compass and sextant at home. Im going to need you to keep your navigational directions to a left or right answer at the light
Me: starts wheezing and sounding like a dying animal from laughing so hard
Mom: repeats it a few more times
Me: continues to laugh and sounding like a dying animal
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Me: can we go to rapeville?
Mom: no we are not going to rapeville and I know what exit we got off last time
Me: goes back to sounding like a dying animal
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