MARY AND GREG ep1
Act 1 can't think of a title
(Mary staring at Greg and Daryl jumping in dumpsters off roofs)
M: Hey dummies what y'all doing?
G: we don't know
M: then stop dumbasses
(Greg and Daryl walk over to Mary)
(Everyone fidgeting waiting for someone)
G: AUGHHH.....how much longer do we have to WAIT
Mary: I don't know!? Maybe another
minute or two
Daryl: hey Greg wanna see a magic trick?
(Greg nods)
(Daryl does some magic trick I don't have any ideas)
G: dude that's the most fake trick I've ever seen
D: yeah well whatever, you believe that chocolate gives cancer
Random homeless man: iT DoES!!!!
D: YOU LIVE ON THE PROPERTY OF A GODDAMN CRAPPY APARTMENT COMPLEX SO SHUT UP!!!!
(Mary just smoking)
(Sarah coming out of apartment with coffee cups)
S: hey (poop)heads, what y'all doing?
G: not much, Daryl's just arguing with some random homeless dude
(Mary chugging coffee as if it crack)
S: of course
G: so what's the goal for today?
M: nothing
G: huh
(Everyone thinking of what to do)
Damn I can't think of anything
(Daryl comes back with a bloody hammer)
M: yo Daryl what'd you do?
D: you don't wanna know
(Poster of boxing match for 200)
(Greg walks over and grabs it)
G: y'all want 200 dollars?
M: oh no we don't need it- OF COURSE WE NEED 200!
S: sure why not
END OF ACT 1
ACT 2
(Mary and Daryl walking down the street)
D: alright I think this is the street
(Big ass sign pointing to a little stand)
M: hey, is this the sign up for the boxing thing?
Harold: yeah here (hands form)
D:(reading the small stuff) signed!(hand it back)
H: alright have good day
(Both) thanks
(Greg and Sarah hanging)
(D & M enter)
M: We're in
S: so should we like train or something?
G: nah I think we're fine
D:y'all wanna go eat? It's almost lunch time
M: sure thanks
(At some knock off jack in the box)
(Everyone's eating)
G:MMMM goddamn
M:.... So Sarah and Daryl, y'all got some crazy ass story to tell?
D: alright so
Around thanksgiving last year, I was at the airport and some crazy fat lady comes in with an AK47 and security's called right.
And the lady tries to shoot them but the recoil of the gun just goes up and security beats the crap out of her THEN they called the police but the lady got up and crushed one of the guard's arm off and then some random dude Comes out of nowhere and pulls out a pistol and accidentally shot a camera and the police finally come and arrested her but she never got charged of anything.
(Everyone's just staring at him)
What?
M: huh
END OF ACT 2
ACT 3
(Everyone walking to the the tournament)
M:.... Anyone nervous?
S: your a goddamn assassin how are you nervous
M: big crowd
G: I think we'll do fine
(They're behind the building 2nd in line)
Bodyguard: names?
M: Mary,Greg and Sarah
B: who's this then?
M: cheerleader (Daryl looks mad at Mary)
B: come in
(In men changing room)
G: hey Daryl, think I'll do good?
D: idk!?
G: well I gotta go
D: best if luck
G:thanks
(In women's changing room)
(Mary already done changing just staring at the floor)
S: dude everything's gonna go ok
(Mary looks sorta happy?)
Now stop being a wheenie
END OF ACT 3
FINAL ACT
(Announcer screaming at the top of his lungs calling everybody)
(Daryl's cheering in the background like a crack head)
(Sarah walks up)
S: is that a goddamn oompaloompa?
ROUND 1
(Sarah won)
(Mary walks up)
ROUND 2
M: is that GREG!?
ROUND 2
(Mary won)
(Sarah walks up)
ROUND 3
(Both knocked each other out somehow?)
FINAL ROUND
(Mary walks up)
(Daryl walks in the ring)
M: what?
D:remember the fat lady I was talking about earlier today?!
M: yeah?
D:it's her
(Fat lady walks up)
FL: HELL YEAH (shooting guns)
M: no (bleeping) way.
A:BEGIN
M: NO NO- LET ME OUT
(Fat lady accidentally shoots camera)
(Mary punched the crap out of fat lady but not fazed)
FL: that's all?
(Police come in)
P: mam your under arrest
FL: goddamn it
A: A-oh uhh...MARY WINS
(Mary staring dead into the announcer soul)
(Crowd goes wild)
END OF FINAL ACT
EPILOGUE
(Back stage)
M: so where's my money
(Dude hands 800)
M: cool thank you
(Mary goes to apartment)
M: WE WON!!!!!!!!
END OF EPILOGUE
(Notes)
Plz tell me if this is good
I'm trying to make this into a comic or web series
