Precinct spider

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by Laurinahakamygirls

by Laurinahakamygirls

A/n: i have resurrected and back to writing now that i'm on winter break LMAO but anyways this was a request from @TurnerTimmy1

i hope you like it! i had sm fun writing it so thank you for your request🫶🏻

It was surprisingly a calm day at the precinct, everyone was catching up on their paperwork.. well except for Peralta but are we surprised? nope.
You were sitting at your desk which was right across from your girlfriend, the one and only, Rosa Diaz. Everyone thought she had no fears because she always has this tough act on but that's the thing it's an ACT.
You were typing away on your laptop when suddenly you heard something dropping down on your desk coming from the ceiling. You look up to see if maybe Boyle was up there again for some reason but he wasn't. It's when you look back down you notice the black spider sitting on your desk next to your mouse. You quickly get up, "SPIDER" you yell causing your girlfriend to immediately get up from her seat as well. "WHERE" she yells back, you point at your desk where the lil spider is casually sitting not aware of the heart attacks it's causing these poor women.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? KILL IT" rosa yells,
"NO- WHAT IF IT HAS A FAMILY THATS WAITING FOR HIM OR HER? I DONT WANNA MAKE SOME POOR SPIDER A WIDOW" you yell back throwing your hands around. Rosa rolls her eyes but you can see a slight smile on her face.
"ITS ON YOUR SIDE SO" she yells back making you walk away to find a broom. Rosa snickers to herself thinking she won the argument but the snickering stopped when you came back with a broom and used that to push the spider onto her side of the desk. She screams and jumps away.
"WELL NOW ITS ON YOUR SIDE" you yell while laughing your ass off.
"YOU CANT DO THAT" Rosa exclaims,
"YES I CAN I JUST DID" you yell back before Rosa rips the broom out of your hands and pushes the poor spider back to your side. You jump before taking the broom back doing the same thing you did earlier.
"IM NOT TOUCHING IT" Rosa yells,
"IM NOT EITHER" you reply and this goes on for a few minutes, and the poor spider being pushed back and forth during all those minutes.
"Okay okay i'll take care of it" Terry approaches your desk,
"take care of it? DONT KILL IT TERRY" you say but yell the last part.
"Chill y/n Terry don't kill poor innocent beings" he says and picks up the spider with his hand. You and Rosa scream yet again. Terry leaves and you both let out a breath you didn't know you were holding.
Suddenly everyone at the precinct started laughing at how crazy you and Rosa were acting over a spider, "didn't know you were so scared of spiders Rosa" Jake says making Amy laugh even more.
"Shut up"

A/n: not proofread as always😭 LMAOOO IK TERRY IS SCARED OF THEM TOO BUT I WANTED TO CHANGE IT UP😭