[Obey Me! FanFic] LIVING.

Good Luck

     I turned away from the watching eyes of the court stand as the phone. began to ring. It felt awkward knowing all those people were watching me just stand there. It rang several more times- whoever this Mammon was supposed to be was taking his sweet ass time, though I'd probably be debating picking up an unknown number too... Though now I'm wondering why this number wouldn't be saved if he's supposed to be watching me... I'm suddenly startled from my thoughts by a very casual, "Yoooo."

     "... Hi?" I respond.

     "Huh? Who the hell are ya? You ain't Lucifer." Says the voice again. Why would he be expecting Lucifer to call him on an unknown number? Unless this was Lucifers phone, and that's what he had the number saved as... Imagine telling people you got to use Lucifers phone for a year, they'd go crazy.

     I figure I better explain who I am... "Yeah um, I'm not, I'm actually a human-" who starts an introduction with 'im actually a human?' Id be banging my head against the wall right now, but he cuts me off anyways.

     "Whaaa? A human? Geez, I was gettin' all chilly here thinkin' it was Lucifer again. Ya should've told me right away." He says. "So, what business does a human got with THE Mammon?" I'm not sure whether I should be more scared that he's so worried about Lucifer calling him, or his flippant attitude.

     I hesitate for a moment, not sure what to say. Did no one tell him?? "Um. You're supposed to watch me and make sure I don't die." Very blunt me, but okay...

     "No way! There's nothin' in it for me." Oh, well I guess he's gonna be even more blunt then... "Whaddya even mean by 'be in charge of you'?" I knew I should've worded it differently, I'm so stupid who calls a stranger and says they're in charge of you- "AHH! I get it now, you're the other human- the new exchange student!" Oh thank God, he understood! "G'luck with that, and see ya."

     I blink a little, before once again fumbling with my phone. "Hey- Wait-!" I'm interrupted by Lucifer, who gestures for me to put it on speaker phone. "Uh, Lucifer has something to say..."

     '"Pfft, whatever. Ya think THE Mammon would listen to ya just 'cause you're tryin' to scare me with that name?" If he could see the way Lucifer was staring at the phone, he might not be saying that...

     Lucifer then speaks to the phone. "You've got 10 seconds... 9... 8..."

     "YESSIR!" And then the call ends. I've never heard such a change in attitude before. Though, to be fair, id probably freak out if the devil started counting down too, demon or not.

     "... Well. He seems reliable." I say, feeling my looming death around the corner.

     Lucifer sighs. Diavolo speaks for the first time in awhile. "Well, if I were you I'd certainly feel anxious. However, Mammon isn't the only one to help you out." Then why does he have to be the one that watches me!? "Now then... We still need to introduce our new friend to your brothers, Lucifer." Brothers? So there's even more... "And it's probably better that you do that instead of me, wouldn't you say?"

     Lucifer once again audibly sighs, like he's been dreading this moment for eons. Inspiring. "Yes... As much as I dread the idea of doing so, you're right." Well, guess I was right. Definitely doesn't make me feel any better.

     "Oh, come now. Really? You should be honored that you get to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!" Says a new voice, one of the people from the stand. He has surprisingly light brown hair, one might even categorize it as a dull shade of pink. He's also got these alluring, vibrant orange eyes, and something about them feels almost off.

     Lucifer shakes his head a little. "This one here is Asmodeus. He's the fifth eldest." Fifth eldest!? He has five brothers!? "He is the Avatar of Lust."