Yandere The Legend of Zelda x reader headcanons

Zelda and Link (TotK)

Requested by Darkmess5005

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Summary: Elf knight and Old princess fight over you. But they're over the top about it. ENJOY!

(TW: Murder)

*Let's start with Zelda.

*Being the princess of Hyrule, she has no problem with spoiling you. In fact, it's just a part of her daily schedule.

*She loves horseback riding with you. Especially if you both are on the same horse.

*It gives her a warm fuzzy feeling even if you so much as breathe in her direction. Let alone stand next to her.

*And if you touch her so much as for a millisecond, she hyperventilating.

*This is going to sound weird, but she LOVES how you smell.

*She steals random things from you just to smell them and hold them.

*And If you so much as take a confused glance at where it could have gone, she returns it ASAP and feels awful.

*She despises it when you talk to anybody. It drives her crazy to know that someone could be saying anything to you, and she doesn't know anything about it.

*Never lets you go anywhere by yourself, let alone anybody else.

*Thanks to Hyrule Castle being, well, in the sky, you live in lookout landing with her and Link.

*Yes, she lets Link live with you two, but as long as he lives in his own room.

*When falling to sleep with her, she loves to run her fingers through your hair and quietly hum Zelda's Lullaby to you.

*When it comes to things she like to do with you, It's just about anything that involves hanging around you.

*Showers you in gifts, kisses, cuddles, and praise. She wants you to know how much you mean to her.

*Moving on to Link,

*He's more chill, but not by much.

*He's waiting on every second to try and get you away from the princess, to get you to notice him.

*If someone tries to endanger you or your happiness, he doesn't wait for the princess to deal with it, He'll do it Himself.

*Since he doesn't speak much, his love language is physical touch.

*He'll hold your hand in public, snatch you up and carry you, etc.

*As you can tell, the princess doesn't like him very much when he does this.

*She'll start trying to distance you from him, talking crap about him, just anything to put your attention back on her.

*Link will retaliate by secretly drugging her food while he cooks. Nothing big, just making her a little sleepy, so he can have time with you to yourself.

*He'll sneak you silent princesses and other gifts whenever he can.

*It'll get to the point that they start fighting over you, while you're sitting right there.

*If you show any signs of discomfort while they fight, they'll apologize, try to make it up to you, and go back to fighting later.

*Things might get physical, and that's where Purah steps in. Your savior. She'll let you crash with her until they figure it out.

*A few days later, UH OH! Purah has been brutally murdered! But don't worry! Zelda and Link will keep you safe!

*They'll share you from now on, but not without some hiccups.

*Each of them will become more clingy, and still fight a bit.

*But don't worry. It's all for your safety. :)

(Author Note)

My leg cramped while writing this. Ow. Anyway thanks for reading! I've still got a request on standby, but still feel free to request anything! I'll definitely write it! Also, HOW DID WE REACH NUMBER 3 IN #TOTK? THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! We got a TOTK master Kohga on deck, so be excited for that one. I'm starting to think about that Yan-Cult of the Lamb thing, but I'll have to see if I can find time for it. Hope you all have a great day and see you all next chapter. <3