Y/n was walking down the street with Haruo and Koshiro — Haruo being as high as a kite and Koshiro just being Koshiro. Suddenly, they came across Takemichi being confronted by Kazutora and Baji.
"Empty the compartments of your pantaloons before we runneth thy pockets." Kazutora spat, holding out a knife as Takemichi backed up.
"You would dare rattle me for my possessions?! Such insolence!" Takemichi retorted, holding his hands on his hips as he puffed out his cheeks, turning his head as Baji suddenly punched him.
"You imbecile, I believe I instructed thee to sit behind, did I not?" Koshiro snickered as Y/N and Haruo stared in 'what the fuck'.
"Yea imbecile, thy banana said wait."
"Oi, why are you disrespecting me, bruv?" Baji asked, tilting his head in annoyance as Y/N and Koshiro started recording. Haruo just standing there and not really knowing what was happening.
"My fault original gangster."
"No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty thy compartments of your pantaloons." Baji said, holding out his hand as Takemichi started crying. "For what purpose?"
"And discard of thy shoes as well."
"For what purpose?" Baji paused, pulling out his phone to call Mikey.
"Infact I'm an inscribed to summon thy one know as thy 'impulsive midget' on thy bafoon self."
Suddenly, loud footsteps approached from the side. Everyone turned their heads to see the menace known as Taiju Shiba.
"Fe-fi-fo ass bitch." Y/N snickered, as her and Koshiro turned their cameras toward him.
"Oi, who summoned thy bafoon known such as yourself?" Kazuotra asked.
"Thy shall be punished for thy sins." He stated, punching Takemichi in the face for no reason.
"Oh great heavens!" Takemichi exclaimed, rubbing his cheek. "I must say good sir, thy has obtained quite a strong punch."
As the chaos unfolded, Y/n, Haruo, and Koshiro exchanged bewildered glances, trying to make sense of the bizarre encounter unfolding before them.
"Verily, this dost becometh a most peculiar spectacle," Kazutora muttered, scratching his head in confusion.
"Aye, 'tis as though we hath stumbled upon a scene from a play of Shakespearean proportions," Baji added, adjusting his ponytail as he continued to watch the unfolding drama.
Meanwhile, Takemichi, still reeling from Taiju's unexpected blow, attempted to regain his composure amidst the onslaught of archaic insults and demands.
"By the saints, what manner of madness hath befallen us?" he exclaimed, his voice trembling with a mixture of fear and bewilderment.
But before any semblance of order could be restored, the unmistakable sound of approaching footsteps echoed through the cobbled streets. All heads turned in unison to behold the imposing figure of none other than the impulsive midget himself, his countenance betraying a mix of fury and amusement.
"What ho, comrades! What tumultuous scene doth unfold in mine absence?" he boomed, his voice commanding attention from all present.
With a wave of his hand, Mikey signaled for the chaos to cease, his authoritative presence casting a temporary calm over the ragtag group of misfits.
"Pray, explain yourselves, lest ye incur the wrath of thy lord and master," he intoned, fixing each member of the group with a steely gaze.
Y/N looked around, suddenly they were all in her room again. "I'm high as fuck, damn."
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