The Gamer Was Rigged From the Start (Gamer SI, Currently: WURM)

1: Build ah Man

I closed my eyes. When I opened them again, I was in a black void of unending black. "Huh..." There were no discernable shapes or any white in sight, yet I can clearly see as if it were night and day. No recollection with a lot of memories missing in an intentionally done way that I can tell I am missing a whole lot of shit. How? Because I can think about it clearly without hurting my head and I can't remember my name, my parents name, or if I was a blackie or whitey. I know I wasn't a redey or a yelloey because those are some of the cooler ethnicities as a human, blackie and whitey being situational. But I would've loved being a meme race or an Apache scalper. That's shits not only hilarious, but it pisses off the rest of the retards who smoke this human against human ethnicity as an actual race.
Thankfully I do not remember dying, not or a virgin. I'm thankful that I don't know for sure but that does tip off how I most likely died as one given how much of what remained of my memories is only the clean, straight, wholesome stuff. By what remained of my standards anyway.
"Thank God for small mercies." I mumbled under my breath as I picked myself up, somehow standing on a flat surface even though there was nothing beneath me. I think this is limbo or something along those lines considering this is neither heaven nor hell. I took a quick look around, immediately noticing a spotlight shining down on what looked like a simple monitor touchscreen hanging in midair touching nothing. Seeing as there was nothing else to do, I simply walked up to it, seeing the words 'Tap to start.'
It did so, showing a list of options while at the same time almost dropping what was ported into my hands. An Xbox controller, the exact Xbox controller I owned for a third of my life.

New Game
--Saved Games--
Extras
Settings
--Quit--

Quit was crossed out. But if this is what I think it is I'm quite grateful for this. Whoever is responsible, I thank you. I hope I was the first to say that because holy shit no one is grateful for being given another chance. Now let's see what I can work with


-later, when an embarrassing undisclosed amount of time has passed. More than the author is willing to admit.-


There. Finally. Managed to sift through all of it.


Whoever gave the options, I'm sure you're regretting it now. But goddamn does it make my nonexistent penis hard. Every game I played, knew, or completed, every tv show or film I watched, and every book I read. Anything and everything humanity has thought and created was here. It was begging to be abused, so I did what any gamer did and put as much mods, save files that I haven't deleted, knowledge, any lootz worth having from anything was dumped in. Shamed to say no Pokémon from what I can see or games I forgot or didn't forget to delete save files for some reason. After taking an even longer time going through all the media, saved games and the madness that made up mods did I finally left extra and headed to new game since the second option was crossed off. And I already reconfigured the settings after getting the mods which also.


Here comes character creation. Oh boy.


FF>>


And done. It wasn't too different from what I remember, but the most important distinction was a nice brown hair that got darker closer to the roots, easily fooling anyone into believing it was black. Same with my dark brown eyes almost being black. Though I left the skin tone on random while cranking up penis size to the realistic limit in length and girth looking not something from a porno but more into the realms of hentai. I apologize to any Jewish brethren watching but this is gun be a uncircumcised run. How was this possible? Well, the menu is completely interactive where I didn't need to touch it and just think it up of having my original body conceptually optimized human body with nothing but positives and interesting traits that would help me in so many ways while still staying human and ensuring that.


Course I couldn't see what was added on as it wouldn't tell me, but it did bring up a prompt asking if I truly wish for such a thing to which I of course pressed yes. Thank you for your ideas, Gothic. I wish you the best in whatever adventures you go through whatever bureaucratic bullshite that makes up the Star Trek universe. Unfortunately, I can't be smaller than six feet which I am forced to take. I'm sorry my dwarven brethren, but your kinsman is going to have to take a little longer to join your ranks. Rock ahn Stoane in the chat for me broathers.


Though I did add in a bit to look like specific people depending on skin tone to overwrite everything but what Inputted in the first place. No spoilers but it's some pretty hilarious shit.


Anyway, stat allocation. Given that I purposely had the gamer system simplified in Fallout format made the numbers all that more powerful. Unfortunately, the drawback has caused it to have limits that I have resolve to go higher than the stat. For example, if I was at 10 as is the usual max stat for Fallout then I would have to satisfy whatever requirements deign by the system to go further than that. This will also affect skill allocation, but the great outlier is that I can still train it all same as the original system. Unfortunately, I have no idea what the limits are, what is considered a benchmark, or how great of a difference it will make.


Only time will unfortunately tell.


On to the stat allocation we go. Hitting next caused a prompt to show up.