The Gamer Was Rigged From the Start (Gamer SI, Currently: WURM)

6: Gamer's got Game

Did you know that the budget for America was at a deficit of $1.645 trillion requested of 10.9% of GDP with its final score of $1.30 trillion of it in hard cash that is 8.5% of GDP in 2011? No? I don't know about you but that's a lot of money in taxpayer dollars going somewhere not productive don't ya think?

So that makes it perfectly ok to do this.

'Where am I', you may ask?

Uh. Fuggabouotit~! How are you? You doin fine this fine evenin? I hear it's gunna be a great sunset today. Abo-sou-letly gorgeous! I wasn't able to commandeer the Missouri since it would be a boring normal version unlike in another universe. It would be fun trying to take it with nothing but a file before trying to walk out with it but I think trying to be a Rabbid is not always going to be funny. In fact, I'm a bit tired as of late but I'm sure it will be fine.

So much stupidity, I'm thinking too much about it aren't I? Pointing out the wrong in the world yet my faults are my own. The world has always been screwed, just got to make sure to take care of yourself first right? So what better way than to play GTA V after 15 years of war eh? No nazi's, no politics, no fleeting remnants of patriotism still duct taped together from crumbling, and finally: no more thinking things through just this once.

Just kill and be killed, take what you can, and give nothing back.

Just to satisfy American greed to live the American Dream

*rumble*

Oh! There's the signal!

The smoke quickly reaches up to the orange tinted clouds as sirens can be heard in the distance. Thankfully I'm just going for a generic faceless military body-armor look otherwise this is going to get real annoying down the line if I was going to be remotely tied to my current fun.

I Turned on the moped and gunned it. One of the motorcycles that have that large shield thing on the front instead of the usual scooter. Unfortunately it was pink, due to me seeing it as something I wanted to steal from a teenage girl. Yes, I did throw cash at her crybaby face to make up for it, but did she seriously have to do a gender stereotype and have her ride in pink? She seemed like a blue kind of gal but whatever. Just gonna confuse people with a pink moped which is a positive bonus?

I think? Might have to research the effects of different paints on sentients when I get the chance.

But it seems my entrance is here, that being a man made hill that will let me get into the military air installation. Oh. I should've probably clarified earlier. I meant doing GTA or rather Grand Theft Auto in real life. Sure, I could build up the game again better than ever and have a grand ole' time playing with Trevor, Michael, Franklin, and Trevor. I'm sure you'll know who's my favorite.

But why play when I can do the real thing myself?

You know, blatantly break into a military base, steal something costing around 350 million dollars from the American military, and just rain down hell on my pursers before making my laughably easy escape. I mean it can't be that hard now, can it? And this is by forcibly limiting myself into looking like my armor can't take much punishment with a reasonably high-end skillset one would expect from a special forces veteran in the military. Though I didn't have to downgrade from my usual armaments as 'Softly' and 'Pitter Patter' had some kind of "normality field".

*Sigh* Just... Just think of the Fidelius charm from Harry Potter ok? The one where nobody can remember or recognize it but the one who holds the secret themselves. Either forgetting, unable to recognize it, or just acting like it's completely normal, thus making them perfect for touch-e situations. Its anti-memetic capacity will surely be for a good laugh one of these days.