Hullo I'm not dead!
I know everyone is after Masshole for starting the revolution, but what about New York? The Battle of Saratoga is the only reason that we won the war, and here is how I think it went down-
New York was pissed and tired of the war so she got on a horse and went to war and chopped off a certain British man's hand.
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Maybe I should make a story or something about this? IDk
