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Lackadaisy Quotes

Rocky: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Ivy: * turning to Freckle* How tall are you?

Rocky: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Ivy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Freckle: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Rocky, negotiating with Ivy
Ivy: We have Freckle. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Freckle: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Rocky:
Freckle: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Rocky: Freckle STOP

Ivy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Rocky: Okay, but in my defense, Freckle bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Ivy: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Freckle: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ivy: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Rocky: Smad.

Rocky: If you had to choose between Ivy and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Freckle: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Ivy: Freckle!
Rocky: 63 cents.
Freckle: I'll take the money.
Ivy: Freckle!!!

*Rocky and Ivy sitting in jail together*
Ivy: So who should we call?
Rocky: I'd call Freckle, but I feel safer in jail

Rocky: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Ivy: You people already know too much about me.
Freckle: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

Rocky, driving Ivy and Freckle: So how was your day?
Ivy: We almost got surprise adopted!
Rocky: What?
Freckle: We almost got kidnapped.
Rocky: Oh, okay.
Rocky: * slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Rocky: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Freckle: What club?
Ivy: The hating Freckle club.
Freckle: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Rocky: You have to apologize to Ivy
Freckle: Fine.
Freckle: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Ivy: I really like Eminem.
Rocky: I prefer skittles.
Freckle: They are talking about the rapper.
Rocky: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Freckle: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Rocky: You were flirting with Ivy.
Freckle: So what? They're my partner.
Rocky: You asked them if they were single.
Freckle:
Rocky: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Rocky: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Ivy: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Rocky: Wh- What? NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Freckle, recording: This is so cute.

Rocky: We need to get through this locked door. Ivy, give me your credit card.
Ivy: Here.
Rocky, pocketing it: Thanks. Freckle, kick down the door.

Ivy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Rocky: They do.
Freckle: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Rocky: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Ivy: Alright.
Rocky: TraitorSayWhat?
Freckle: Excuse me?
Rocky: What?
Ivy:
Rocky:
Rocky: No wait-

Rocky: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Ivy: Just rip the bandage off.
Rocky: It's Mitzi.
Ivy: Put the bandage back on.

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Rocky Rickaby please come to the front desk?
Rocky, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Ivy and Freckle
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ivy and Freckle, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rocky: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Rocky: They stole from me first!
Ivy: Mhm.
Rocky: Stole my heart...
Freckle: It is still illegal to commit murder.

Rocky: Hey Ivy,
Ivy: Yes?
Rocky: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ivy:
Ivy: Where's Freckle?

Rocky: Hey, Ivy? Can I get some dating advice?
Ivy: Just because I'm with Freckle doesn't mean I know how I did it.

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Rocky, joking: Ivy's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Ivy: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Ivy: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Ivy: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Freckle: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Ivy: YEAH, FRECKLE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH FRECKLE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Ivy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Rocky: *Cracking up*
Ivy: YEAH, FRECKLE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Ivy: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Freckle:
Rocky: Okaaay-
Freckle: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Rocky: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Freckle: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?Ivy: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Rocky I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Ivy: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Freckle: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Ivy, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...