*The squad is having dinner together*
Iruma: Clara, can you pass the salt?
Clara: *Throws Azz across the table*
Clara: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Azz: What did you do op?
Clara: A MISTAKE
Iruma: Okay, truth or dare?
Azz: Truth
Iruma: How many hours have you slept this week?
Azz:
Azz: ...Dare
Iruma: Go to bed.
Azz: I don't like this game.
Azz: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
(A/N HELP AZZ ACTUALLY CANONICALLY WEARS A CUSTOM BABYLS UNIFORM :skull:)
Clara: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Iruma: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Clara: Jokes on you, I can't do math
Azz: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Clara: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS. (A/N The way that Azz would do that-)
Azz: Clara... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Clara: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Azz:
Azz: I wrote sanitize, Clara.
Iruma: Violence isn't the answer.
Clara: You're right.
Iruma: *sighs in relief*
Clara: Violence is the question.
Iruma: What?
Clara, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Iruma, running after Her: NO-
Azz: Are you drunk?
Clara: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Iruma: And the spirit of whisky.
Azz: I told Clara that their ears turn red when they lie.
Iruma: Do they?
Azz: No.
Iruma: Then why did you tell them that?
Azz: Because I can do this.
Azz: Hey Clara! Do you love us?
Clara, with their hands over their ears: No.
*Clara dies in a game with ships*
Iruma: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Iruma: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Azz: Legend has it that Clara still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Clara: Of course I do.
Iruma: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Azz: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Iruma: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Clara: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Azz, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Iruma: Moose Tracks is good!
Clara: What the fuck is that!?
Iruma: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Clara: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Azz and Iruma: what?
Clara: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Azz: You done now?
Clara: Yeah ok.
Azz and Iruma: ...
Clara: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Azz, talking about Clara: Is this a friend of yours, Iruma?
Iruma: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
Azz: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Iruma: We have three actually-
Clara: Pick your favorite.
Clara: What time is it?
Iruma: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Iruma: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Azz: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Iruma: It's 2 am
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