Millie & Blitz in the back of Moxxie's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Loona: We have food at home.
Moxxie: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*
Millie & Blitz: YAYYYYYY!
Moxxie: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Blitz: *tapping fingers on table*
Moxxie: *taps fingers back furiously*
Millie: ...What's going on?
Loona: Morse code. They're talking.
Blitz: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Moxxie: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Millie: *Gasp*
Blitz: wHAT??
Millie: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Blitz: *inhales*
Loona, in another room with Moxxie: Why can I hear screeching?
Loona: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Millie: You could lose a few.
Moxxie: You could be less lazy.
Blitz: Don't be such a bitch.
Loona: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Loona: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Millie: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Loona: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Millie: But I heard a siren.
Blitz: That was Moxxie.
Moxxie: Sorry, I got nervous.
Moxxie: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Millie. They're mad at you.
Millie: No, it's Blitz. They're just being grammatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Blitz: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Loona: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Blitz: I stand by my choice.
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