It's 3 am (rawr xD) me and lord farrytie is still waiting in line for macdonald wondalds X3 i look over at lord farrytie, i look at his contacts and it says "$mex wexy ohio sigma rizzler generation alpha hybrid gacha life husband" i look forward and saw donkey from sherk, it's my ex!!!!! I am about to com on myself, my big baddy waddy alpha ohio sigma rizzler looks at me "hey bbggg~~~~ r u k~~~~" i looky at himmy so cutely "yeshhshshs..... I-i-i–i-i-i-i-i-i–mmmmmm..... Kk...." he does a big donkey giggle, (it;s so preppy and cute <3 x3) i look at the radio, and it's.. it's... NiCki ManJIjijiohnfdiufbhi!!! with a goofy ahh ohio rizzler edit of johnie guilbrefyh with jake webebbrr
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me and my husband daddy waddy fin got our nasty as$ food and it's 3 AMAMAMAMM!!! me and lord faryttie suddenly gawr 84748297894727240714974074897428478492782597892758972987489728947298427894279279474097928748998729824798566713072097209379017091479014787585087130703709713590175359791039079 speed! but theny.... the sussy among us ohio rizzler then clls us at 3 AM! me and llord farytie were making out x3 while goin 9832248974897983093249081038948901890489031890318913849018903489075902348094890181901839089038940840819048901809148940819084031 speed. we strt doin u k what wheny weeyeyeye were drivin, i accidently answered the phoney woney with my right booty cheecky what happens nextxy is shockering!!!!!!!!
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𝚂𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚡 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚊𝚍 😱😱❤❤
Short StorySid the Sloth and Lord Farquaad, it's their wedding day 🥰💅, to celebrate their true love after 1 million billion infinity years! 🥳 Sid the Sloth couldn't be more happy. Until Sid finds out something insane, what happens next is SHOCKING!!! 😱😱
