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Siddy Widdy & lordy farttytie gettin reedy 4 their weding X3

     it's lord fartthytie and siddy widdys wedding day (rawr xD), it's 10:30 AM on february 14th. i'm in my preppy room, with all the picture(s) of taylor waylor swiftie on my wall. i look at my old stinky winky dressy wessy, it has worms, parasites, covid-19 and other viruses that used to exist years agoer. My handsome wandsome alpha hybird gacha life baddie waddy comes in, it's my future husband! My dadd- i meen my lord farttytie husband, he looks at me deeply with his baddy waddy blue orbs, looking at me up and down, and smirks. "whatcha doing bbg~" with his deep crusty musty raspy voice, i reply "i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-...... i'm about to get reddy....." he smirks at me. he then looks over at my old 1887784684y897489498429749416876874269891801903479843983971 B.C. (before chirst) old stinky winky dressy wessy, that has worms, parasites, and covid-19 and other viruses. he goes over with his 0'1 self to smell my stinky winky dress, i see a flee come out of the dress onto his hair. he took another big sniffy wiffy sniff, and was pleased with the stinky winky smell. "it smells like as$.... I love it...!!!!!" i look at hime cutely wutely with my big puppy eyesies, he comes back to me and starts kissing me hard, i couldn;t breathe! i started pi$$iNg myself, i loved it. 

~1 HOUR LATER~

     i wake up very cutely wuetly in my stinky winky bed, it's 12:00 PM!!! our wedding starts at 12:40 PM!!! i get up very fastly wastly get my stinky winky dressy wessy i put on my crusty dusty musty weding sandles wandles on that had dog $hIt on the bottom of my shoes 4 years i grab my weave and put it on my heed i look so pretty wetty petty!!! my handsome wandsome aplha hybird gacha life baddie waddy cracks the door open "hey~~~~ bbgggg~~~ u reed-" lord farttytie then look at me with his dreammy weemyyy eyes uWu xD he looks me up and down... "you look~~ so beeutiful~~~" i blushy wushy mushy and then pI$$ myself again, but in my weding dress!!! "i'll make sure to give you something so big and special later on after our wedding!!! *slurp noises woises (sounds like a donkey x lama)* i do the most goofy foofy ohio sigma rizzler laugh that was so $mexy wexy, i grab his arm and we start kissing again.... 

~10 MINUTES LATER~

     i se him looking at me deepy with his goofy woofy bubbly blue orbs, with his hands around my waisty maisty i look over at the time looking crosseyed, 12:35 PM! i push him aside "we have to go!! let's go lordy fattytie!!!" i grab his arm and i run very cutely down the stairs draggin him on the stairs with his face hittin every step i look bck he- he- was ded!! D: (jk he was alive) we do the goofy ahh ohio sigma rizzler run to our crusty wusty musty carriage from 77737748759724827489742987584438947897289724972 before christ carriage! my handsome wandsome alpha hybird gacha life baddie waddie starts the 77737748759724827489742987584438947897289724972 before chirst carriage we then start driving at 74343647368473684364387643874368743634876348734867843643874638436 million billion sped like fast and furious: tokyo drift movie. "w-----w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-e are going to makey wakey i-i-i-i-i-i-i--t.....!" i say. (we stop at crusty dusty musty mcdonald wandonld btw to get their nasty as$ food xD x3)