Sid the Sloth and Lord Farquaad, it's their wedding day 🥰💅, to celebrate their true love after 1 million billion infinity years! 🥳 Sid the Sloth couldn't be more happy. Until Sid finds out something insane, what happens next is SHOCKING!!! 😱😱
after i answered the phone with my right booty cheecky when i was doing yk whut with my alpha deku x bakogou anime waifu hasbando ohio sigma rizzler hybird gacha life aka lord farttytie i kept on hearing sussy noises then the song started playing on the radio "sticking out ur gyatt!!! 4 da rizzler!" it is my favorite songy!!! i started singing so ugly, trying to be like taylor swift then the sussy amongus hung up and said "You know it's 3 AM right?" i said "WHAT!!! LORD fARTTY WATTY POO WE HAVE TO GAWR NOAWR, FASTER FASTER." he thught i was meaning the sussy way and started going faster! "i mean the car you idiot!!!!" he looked at me with his goofy ahh blue orbs "yes~~~~ my siddy widdy poo boo dingle berry~~~" he then started driving 473y43873483484842789423893729872987494278947823892379238237931789137897894791797394713498347891347948187931471387139483789317981 billion million miles per hour.
~10 MINUTES LATER~
me and my demon alpha stopped talking for the last 5 minutes since we had $smex wex i then eat my crusty dusty musty food that tastes like a$s my smex wexy is texted by someone at this moment. "is he cheating on me? is he talking to his mom? who is he talking to?" my big bubbly orbs started warted to cry lik a biggy wiggy waterfalley like when i have diaherra! "hey~~~ lovey dovey poo bery dingle~~~ i need to stop and go to the restroom~~~." he looks at me when he is crosseyed i look back at him with my eyes still tearing he looks concerned "love...~~~ whats wrong~~~?" i responded bondy back to his questioney "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-mm-m-m-m-m--m-m-m-m-m- ok......" he gives me a big smexy wexy kissy wissy on my lippie bippies. xD x3
~15 MINUTES LATER~
lord farttytie said he wasss goin inside to use the restroom and get some more C0nd0m$ and get me some kawaaii milky wilky X3 he has left the car for 5 minutes its time!!! to se who he is talking to!!!! :D i get his phone of da charger warger and power onny da phone "y did he weey poweer worry off his phoney woney? xD" it loads and has a picture of us at our 3rd date at the movies <3 x3!!
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(dats me after my twer k i n g contest i wassy a draggy queeny!!!!)
i didn't know his password wassord, i looked up to see if he was coming!!!! i put the phone bck on the charger warger and stayed still and was pretending to be on ma phoerny werny!!! he came to the carry warry and and said "hey bggg~~~ im back wacky~~~" he looked at his phone with our stuff in his hand stilly willy. he grabbedby wabbys it "did... u~~~ get on my phone~~~.???" i look at him looking innocent with my big puppies orbs!! x3 "n-n-n-n-n-n--n-n-n-noooo!!! i would never do dat my handsome wandonsome demon alpha x3 uwu" i respond bck he looks with me with his eyes arch and his lips snarled "i had my phoney woney off he giggles like a donkey x lama" i start sweating like i do when i take a biggy wiggy $h|t "oh! i was trying to call bck the sussy amongussy wussy!" uwu he looks at me smiling / smirking. he throws the bag and takes the c0nd0m$ out and we start doing it again.
