ᴀ d̶e̶̶m̶̶o̶̶n̶̶ ɪɴ sʜᴇᴇᴘ's ᴄʟᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ( Obey Me! × OC )

Chapter 2: Devildom...

Where Am I...?

Warnings:                       meanings:
•cursing                       •[] -> sounds/audio
•bad grammar/spelling      •I -> calls/texts
• insulting/bad-mouthing   •() -> Me/author

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"MotherFuck- that hurts like shit!" I say as I got up, I proceed to rub my head due to the soreness and look in front of me. Knowing exactly where I am, I need to pretend that I don't, so I say:

                      "Where am I?!"
I say in a surprised tone. I look in front of me to see a man sitting down, he starts speaking:

"Welcome to Devildom, Azrael"  He said with a smile. "Oh! Pardon me. feeling a bit shocked, are we? Well, that's understandable. You've only just arrived, after all. As a human, it'll probably take a little while for you to adjust to things here in The Devildom. "

Yea, right as if I was completely human, I chuckled at myself as I thought to myself. I look at the man before me and say,

"Devildom..?"

I purposely try to sound dumbfounded to help me act like I didn't know where I was. Then the man continued,

"Yes, exactly! The Devildom. I see that you catch on quickly. Excellent! I suppose I should start by introducing myself."

Ah, yes, introducing yourself as if I don't know who you already are, Diavolo.

"My name is Diavolo" (pretend that Azrael thought of Diavolo name as Diavolo said his name, at the same time)

Diavolo continued to talk, but I started to zone out. He continued about something like that he's the ruler and soon to be crowned king, but I already knew that, so I asked,

"Where exactly am I, like what building?"
"This is the Royal Academy of Diavolo, though we just call it RAD. And you're standing inside the assembly hall, the very Heart of RAD. This is where we officers of the student council hold our meetings and conduct our business. I'm the president of said council."

I decided to stick with the dialogue and say, "Why am I here?" But of course, I knew it was for the exchange student program, but I call it a Kidnapping Program! Anyways, just like in the game, the man beside Diavolo says:

"I will explain everything to you."

"Azrael, this is Lucifer. He is a demon and the Avatar of Pride. He's also the vice president of the student council and my right-hand man...and not just in title, I assure you."

Ah yes... Lucifer.... sorry, not sorry, but I'm a A.L.L, Anti-Lucifer League, plus he's a ass!

"Beyond that, he's also my most trusted friend."  No need to lie, Diavolo.... even tho you're not, at least not right now.

"Flattery will get you nowhere, Diavolo. Speaking on behalf of the entire student body at this great and storied school of ours......I offer you a most heartfelt welcome, Azrael."

As he finished that sentence, I almost threw up - "Are you ok, Azrael?" Diavolo asks."Hmm? Oh! Yes, I am thank you for asking, prince Diavolo" as I answer Dia's question, I can see a slight smile on Lucifer's face..... gross! "Blah!!" I accidentally blurted, and the smile on Lucifer disappeared! Yesss!! "Is something wrong, Azrael..?" Lucifer asks. "Oh! Sorry, it's must be the food I ate recently, sorry. " Not sorry, then I continued. "Also, who do you mean on behalf of the students?" 

"Ah yes, Diavolo believes that we demons should start strengthening our relationship with both the human world and the Celestial Realm. As a first step toward this goal, we've decided to institute an exchange program. We've sent two of our students to the human world and two to the Celestial Realm. And we're welcoming four students to our school: two from your world and two from the Celestial Realm. And we're welcoming four students to our school: two from your world and two from the Celestial Realm."

That's right! LUKE!! I can't forget about him! I can't wait to see him and everyone else, I guess.

Lucifer continued, "So, I take it you've probably put two and two together at this point, right?" Ya... ya... I was chosen to be the exchange student and bla blala bla! I tone him out until I hear the words 'write a paper' "Write a Paper!!??" I blurted by accident... again...

"I am not telling you to write a doctoral thesis. You can take it easy." I glare at him because even if I'm in hell, there's no way in hell! That I'm writing a damn essay!

"Don't glare at me like that. It's not like I will abandon you all by yourself here in the Devildom."  Ya right! Wait! This is where I get introduced to- "You need someone to look after you, and I think that someone should be my brother Mammon. He's the Avatar of Greed and... how should I put it...? Oh well, you'll understand soon enough." MAMMON!

"Here, take this device. It's called a D.D.D. It's a lot like the cell phones of your world. This will be yours to use for as long as you're here. Now, go ahead and try calling Mammon with it." I excitedly but calmly.. grab the D.D.D. and go to contacts and press Mammon, I'm so excited to hear his voice instead of Lucifer!! I press the call button and put it up to my ear.

[RING.....RIIIINGG-]
Mammon: Yoooo.
Azrael: Yoooo.
Mammon: Are ya foolin' around? Who the hell are ya?
Azrael: I'm a human.
Mammon: Whaaa? A human?
Mammon: Geez, I was gettin' all chilly here thinkin' it was Lucifer again. Ya should've told me right away.
Mammon: So, what business does a human got with THE Mammon?
Azrael: You will be in charge of me from now on.
Mammon: No way! There's nothin' in it for me.
Mammon: Whaddya even mean by “be in charge of you"?
Mammon: AAH! I get it now, you're the other human—the new exchange student!
Mammon: G'luck with that, and see ya.
Azrael: Lucifer called for you.
Mammon: Pfft, whatever. Ya think THE Mammon would listen to ya just 'cause you're tryin' to scare me with that name?
Lucifer: You've got 10 seconds...9...8...
Mammon: YESSIR!

[BEEEEP.....THE PERSON YOU WERE CONTACTING HAS HUNG UP]

Lucifer looks at me with a forced grin and says, "Sounds like you had a nice chat." I look at Lucifer and say, "He seems reliable." 

"....You really think so?"
"Well, if you were suddenly brought to a strange place and then get told that an unfamiliar face will now take care of you, you'd certainly feel anxious." Diavolo started to say, then he continued, "However, Mammon isn't the only one to help you out. Now then... we still need to introduce our new friend to your brothers, Lucifer. And it's probably better that you do that instead of me, wouldn't you say? Diavolo said as he looked at Lucifer. Lucifer looks slightly disappointed but then says, "Yes... As much as I dread the idea of doing so, you're right."

I see a couple of people.. or should I say demons, walk in the room. I get excited and start to say what pops into my mind. " Satan! Beelzebub!" I blurted with a smile on my face, then the realization hit.... aww bull's ass! Well ima need a really good excuse....

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