Y/n: Give me back my Passport! Why do you want to go to Mexico?
Shadow: I just love Latinas, Y/n.
Y/n: What?
Shadow: Adios, Amigo.
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*At Kossandra's Castle*
Kaos: Sure, it may look like any ordinary guest castle from out here, but inside lies the ultimate entertainer's retreat. Behold, Golden Queen! My evil lair!
The Doom raiders were spread across Kaos' lair, doing their own thing, Wolfgang and Dreamcatcher are enjoying Wolfgang's music, Chompy Mage is just sitting at the table while Broccoli Guy floats around.
Broccoli Guy: What A small red horseradish.
Pepper Jack is sitting in Kaos' bathtub, for some reason.
Broccoli Guy: A horse radish! Get it? Not like the horse you ride, the other kind.
Eggman: Yes, yes, we get it Broccoli Guy.
Pepper Jack: You're pretty awful, aren't you Broccoli Guy.
Broccoli Guy: Yes I am.
Robotnik was messing with something in a tube that he brought over from his factory in the Falling Forest, while Chompy mage was busy...being Chompy mage and trying to eat the paper on Kaos' board with his puppet.
Glumshanks: I went for the eucalyptus massage, but they gave me Olaf. No denying the guy can work a knot out of an oak tree, but he gets a little familiar for my taste.
Kaos: Glumshanks! What is going on here?!
Glumshanks: They're your new roommates, sir, I tried to stop them, but I got sidetracked by A conversation the hirsute gentlemen holding the bone harp, about the origins of strange instruments, and the next thing you know-
Kaos: What are you blathering about?!
Golden Queen: Is there a problem Kaos? My Doom Raiders and I need a place to lay low, and since the first place they would check are Eggman's facilities, and your hovel is hidden by a cloak of dark magic that keeps it from being detected by the Skylanders, it is adequate.
Dreamcatcher: His Hovel? I thought this was your place, Queen.
She motions towards a wall full of pictures of Golden Queen.
Dreamcather: You know, cause your photos are plastered everywhere.
Kaos: I-I-I Just wanted your Goldeness to feel at home, you know with walls covered with your own image as does.
Kossandra: Goldie! Is that you?
Golden Queen: Oh, K-o-sandra!
Kossandra: Oh, Goldie you silly Monarch, you know it's just Cassandra, the O is silent.
Kaos: Wait, wait, wait, not only do I have a brother you never told me about, but you two know each other?!
Kossandra: Sure, we used to see each other at Soulless Cycle all the time! Anyway Goldie, let's catch up! Oh Robotnik! So good to see you! Been keeping busy?
Eggman: Ah, Kossandra! My good friend, yes, in fact, you two sons have been very helpful with this new invention, Kaos. Your magic is quite the powerful energy source, and with Y/n as base, it was quite easy to make the perfect fighter.
Kossandra: That's good to hear! So, Goldie, how was life in Prison?
Golden Queen: Not bad, not bad, thank you, how's it been going, having to admit Kaos is your only legal offspring?
The two laugh as they walk out of the room.
Kaos: My true love! Is friends with, my Mother?!
Glumshanks: Ah yes, you're in that idyllic grace period before she gets a restraining order.
*In the Falling Forest, at night*
Eon: Skylanders! I have summoned you here in the middle of nature for a mission of the utmost importance, A team-building retreat!
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Skylanders Academy: The Blue Blur
FanficThe fastest Skylander alive, and the last known human in Skylands, Y/n L/n works with his team of fellow Skylanders to keep peace and balance in Skylands
