young ones👶
Arthur: is anyone alive?
Dennis: yes
Arthur: aside from you!
Dennis: idk
Fred: I have seen things I wish to unsee
Arthur: oh? 👀
Kimi: me too
Arthur: OH?👀
Arthur: WAIT how did you get here?
Arthur: you are actually young, this may be called that but we are defo not young here
Kimi! I have my ways...
Kimi: but yes me and Fred now have trauma!
Fred: wooooo go us
Jack: no that's bad don't celebrate that
Kimi: why not?
Ollie: it's bad to celebrate that
Ollie: but what was so scarring to see?
Fred: things...
Kimi: a crime...
Oscar: this sounds bad
Logan: yup 🍿🍿
Arthur: WHAT WAS IT
Fred: SOMEONE PUT MILK BEFORE CEREAL AND THEN PULLED OUT A FORK TO EAT THE CEREAL WITH
Kimi: THEY DESERVE TO DIE
Logan: OH GOD
Oscar: nope that's gross ewww
Arthur: I... WHAT? huh
Dennis: I think that broke everyone
Jack: yes
Jak: 1000000000%
Liam: I regret ever reading this
Logan: LIAMMMMM HELLOOO
Oscar: Hi!
Liam: nope
Logan: 🎶he has risen from the deeaaaddddd🎶
Liam: we all have it's been silent for several months
Liam: but yes I see why that was traumatic
Fred: THANK YOU!
Kimi: Toto didn't believe us it was annoying
Kimi: nor would he fire that person
Arthur: why not?
Arthur: what they did was SUPER ILLEGAL
Kiki: because
Fred: because
Arthur: because?
Dennis: because?
Oscar: because?
Kimi: because
Fred: because!
Logan: because!
Liam: ALRIGHT, JUST TELL US!
Fred: because
Fred: it was
Kimi: GEORGE
Fred: GEORGE
Logan: no way
Oscar: I'm taking this to the f1 gc
Logan what? NO
Kimi: oh no
Fred: shit
formula 1
Oscar: GEORGE WILLIAM RUSSELL GET YOUR ARSE ONLINE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM SO ATTURN FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST HUMANITY
George: what did I do?
Logan: Jesus Oscar calm down
Lando: OOOO DRAMA I LIKE THIS
Oscar: I've been told, by a source I shall not name, that you, Mr Russell, decided to eat cereal but you put the milk first and then ate it with a fork
Oscar: aka A CRIME
Lando: Woah, I'm not friends with you anymore George
Seb: what is going on.
Lando: Seb! You're alive
Seb: I am, yes
Liam: umm guys?
Oscar: hold on let me hear what George has to say
Liam: well the thing is
George: wait I know who told you this
Oscar: so it is real? HAHAH
Logan: jeez he's a pychopath
Liam: read the young ones chat Logan
George: I didn't confirm or deny it Oscar
Oscar: IT IS REAL THEN AHHAHAHAHA
Logan: oh no
Liam: oh yes
Logan: Oscar
Liam: Oscar
George: Oscar
Oscar: WHAT?
Liam: it!s fake
Logan: not real
George: a lie
Oscar: huh?
George: Fred and Kimi told you a lie
Liam: a pretty good one
Logan: *bad one
Seb: what is going on? I'm so confused
Lando: me too 🍿🍿
Oscar: what.
Oscar: I'll be right back 🙂
Logan: oh no
young ones 👶
Oscar: ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI
Oscar: FREDRIK VESTI
Oscar: YOU BETTER RUN RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU
Fred: goodbye everyone
Kimi: bye bye
It's late, I'm not sure why I wrote this chaos (probably because chaos is my favourite!) but we have risen from the dead at least!
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The F1 GC (contains chaos)
FanfictionAs a lover of chaotic children (who doesn't love some devils?) I bring you this. This was an in-the-moment decision so if I never post please just bear that in mind (I have too many writing projects I can't post yet that I'm working on) Warning: som...
