Who Broke It

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by Majoratron

by Majoratron

Alastor: So... who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Charlie: I did. I bro-

Alastor: No. No you didn't. Angel?

Angel: Don't look at me. Look at Husk.

Husk: What? I didn't break it.

Angel: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Husk: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Angel: Suspicious.

Husk: No it's not!

Nifty: If it matters, I mean probably not but, Vaggie was the last one to use it.

Vaggie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Nifty: Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Vaggie: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Nifty!

Charlie: Ok let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it, Alastor.

Alastor: No! Who broke it?!

Everyone: ...

Husk: Alastor, Mason's been awfully quiet.

Mason: REALLY?!

Everyone: [arguing]

Alastor, to camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.