INTJ: Hey ENTP, do you have any shaving cream?
ENTP: No, I don't like the way it tastes...
INTJ: Wait...
ENTP: What?
INTJ: DID YOU EAT THE SHAVING CREAM?!
ENTP: No! Why would I when I don't like the way it tastes?!
INTJ: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS ENTP!
