INFP, texting ESFJ: ESFJ! Help I'm being kidnapped!
ESFJ: What?!! Where are you??
INFP: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!!
ESFJ: I'll call ENFJ
ENFJ, answering their call: Hello?
ESFJ: Where's INFP? They texted me that they were being kidnapped!!
ENFJ: INFP?! Whaddya mean, they're right next to me—
ENFJ:
ENFJ: I'll call you back
*hangs up*
ENFJ: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD
INFP: WHO ARE YOU?!!
