F1 Wrong Number | Lando Norris x Fem Oc

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Strangers
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Mr. Saturday
OKAY
ITS BEEN FOURTEEN HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES
WHERE TF R U?

Cow
im in australia

Mr. Saturday
not what i meant

Mad Max
great
are you free to talk

Cow
hm
give me another minute
i need to get paid quickly

Honey Badger
how much do you get paid??

Cow
depends which job we're talking about
i have five different ones that i enjoy equally
technically six

Smooth Operator
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY

Cow
gotta get that support y'know
jk
idk
i like to torture myself

Tripod
are you an influencer

Cow
you got 1/6 jobs

Lord Perceval
prostitute?

Cow
TF?!!
No!!!

Mr. Saturday
i feel like you'd be good at acting

Cow
2/6
im not telling you anymore

Honey Badger
aw
that sucks
i wanna know what kept you THIRTY MINUTES OVER WHAT WE AGREED

Cow
JEEZE
CHILL MAN

Honey Badger
NO

Cow
yes

Honey Badger
no

Cow
yay
the mf calmed down

Mad Max
Anyway
we need to give you a lesson

Cow
i rather not
thanks though
my besties
besides Mr. Saturday
already do that everyday

Last Lap
then whyd you doubt yourself

Cow
i didnt
literally all of that was true

Lord Perceval
game plan then
1. Lando call Cow up
2. Get to know each other
3. Meet up
4. Sleep together
5. Fuck each other
6. Make a family together

Last Lap
something is wrong with you

Cow
very wrong

Mr. Saturday
THEY AGREE

Mad Max
its already happening
🥲

Honey Badger
damn

Smooth Operator
landooo
tell us if she's hot or not

Cow
you can fuck off...
i believe carlos...

Tripod
SHE GOT IT CORRECT

Cow
theres an owl outside
and it wont shut up
and its annoying
and i want to strangle it
and its scaring tf outta me

Lord Perceval
lando
go comfort your girl
:)

Cow
charles
go fuck yourself
:)