Xanderath Light

Xnaderath Light

Disclaimer

Xanderath Light is a work of fiction any resemblance to real-life people (dead or alive), events, or tragedies is entirely coincidental.

This book is not suitable for children, do not read it if you are below the age of fourteen.

Xanderath Light contains lots of immature and inappropriate humor that some readers may find unfunny.

Prologue

"Aw what a disaster" Mitch cried.
"I mean it could've been worse." Xanderath scoffed, faking a smile of reassurance.
"Yeah we only ruined the entire play but I mean we could have blown up the school so I guess you're right"
"The image won't leave my head, it keeps playing over and over." Xanderath sat down on the bench in the locker room. He held his head tightly trying to stop himself from remembering. He failed. It felt like he was tied to two ends of the world, forced to keep them together.

It was a typical day in the lives of two boys. Xanderath woke up, ate his frosted flakes, got on the bus with Mitch and the two snoozed the day away. It wasn't until three o'clock they gave a damn about the day. The stage was set and the show began. It was a story of adventure and wonder. Or it was until their parts came up.
"No no Doldandor you can't abandon your journey, you're the chosen one."
"Forgive me Martarnari, I must go."
"You won't listen to me but I know you'll listen to them"
A light shined on the door.
"Crap Xand I forgot my lines" Mitch squealed.
"Same all I remember is that I have to scream or something"
The two sat dumbfounded for a few seconds until Xanderath jumped.
"Mitch remember what Mr Tinkulul taught us."
"No."
"Yeah, improvisation if we do that we'll be fine."
"Sounds like a plan now come on there waiting for us"
After twenty seconds of waiting and music pulsing through the room, the two light warriors finally come on stage.

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"It can't be Martarnari, those are the...light warriors."
"Yeaaaaaah." Mitch stammered.
"Don't give up man, that stuff is dumb," Xanderath said with full confidence.
The actors looked in horror at the two. In a sudden shock of clarity, Xanderath reached into his pocket and gave Doldandor a map.
"This will show you light, we bless you with it."
"Yeahhhhhh."
The two hurried off stage. They sit in silence before high-fiving each other.
"Aw hey, Xand we nailed that improvisation."
"You know for a minute I thought we lost em."
"After that stress, I'm starving you still got that Snickers bar."
"Yeah"
Xanderath reached into his pocket and pulled out a map.

"It's my fault, really it is Xand I shouldn't have given you the Snickers."
"No, I should've realized I gave them a Snickers and not a map"

(Fact 1) Xanderath and Mitch's favorite cookie are nutter butters

Xanderath let out a manly groan which for a second turned into a moan of frustration as he threw the map at the lockers. He began to walk away until suddenly.
"Uh Xand is that an earthq-"
The world started to shake violently.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING" Xanderath screamed.
The lockers started tearing apart as the two tried to run. The floor turned into treadmills on max as they failed to run from the vortex. They only saw dark after that.

Chapter 1 The Fortune Teller

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." The two screamed.
"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die '' Mitch squealed.
"I'm gonna die I'm gonna die" Xanderath Squealed.
The two fell fourth down until eventually saw the ground.
"Hey, Xand it's ground."
"Ground! ... Ground were gonna go splat on"

Five seconds passed.

"In the name of the father and the son an-"
"Are you praying?!."!!! Xanderath screamed.
"What else can I do"
Five more seconds passed. Mitch starts doodling on a piece of paper.
"I'm writing my will." He said with a smile.
"Can I get some paper?"
"Sure."
Mitch handed Xanderath a piece of paper. Xanderath raises the paper attempting to form a glider. His fall slowens a little before the paper immediately rips. Five more seconds pass the ground, only a few feet away.
"You know Xand you were a good friend, I'll see you in hell."
"You too Mitch."
The two salute each other before preparing for impact. Five more seconds passed. They stop falling. The two open their eyes to find themselves in nets.
"What the" Mitch stutters as he falls out.
Xanderath follows his actions.
"The only way the nets could have appeared just in time was if someone knew we were falling. Xanderath said, stroking his non-existent beard.'
"But how would they have known," Mitch said, stroking something that wasn't his imaginary beard.
"Look around Mitch, where are they?"
"No, where are we."