bear character uterus taste headcanons

intro + sam, malbear, atrocity

ever wondered how your favourite character's uterus tastes like? well here you go! this is obviously unrealistic and just for fun and because im insane, please do not eat uteruses irl

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SAM

taste is pretty "neutral", like noodles so you can prepare it however you like! soft and moist, with a chewy texture.

MALBEAR

let's just pretend a malware can have a uterus for a second, very sweet and tropical flavor, juicy and succulent with a smooth texture. soft and tender, making it easy to eat!

ATROCITY

cooked to perfection, literally! do not eat please. charred, bitter taste. dry and rough texture. like actually unappetising.