Chapter 10: Wedding Crashers

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The Duloc Cathedral. The local church of the kingdom. The cathedral is constructed similar to Duloc Castle. Having a rectangular structure, making it look like a stack of blocks. Unlike the castle however, there are stained glass windows, mostly featuring Farquaad in knight armour. The glimpse of the church's interior is the chapel, where the wedding is being held. Much like the rest of Duloc, it is square and rectangular in design.

Lord Farquaad and Princess Fiona were both up at the front of the cathedral at the altar, ready to be wedded. The whole town was there, too. The prompter card guys held up a card that read 'Revered Silence'.

 The prompter card guys held up a card that read 'Revered Silence'

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"People of Duloc." The priest began. "We gather here today to bear witness to the union... of our new king..."

"Um, excuse me," said Fiona, "Could we please skip to the 'I do's?"

Farquaad chuckled, "Go on."

Outside the cathedral, the Knights were all standing around like statues. All of a sudden, Queen Ghidorah landed in the middle of the courtyard, making all the Knights scatter, while Shrek and Elsa get off the dragon's back.

Seth flew up, and looked at Ghidorah, saying, "Go on, have some fun. Just don't eat anyone please. I'll whistle if we need you."

The three heads smiled, and took off after the guards.

Shrek was about to walk into the church to stop the wedding, but Elsa stopped him, running up in front of him. "Shrek, wait, wait, wait a minute. You want to do this right, don't you?" She said to him.

"What are you talking about?" asked Shrek.

"There's a line you have to wait for." Elsa explained, Seth running up. "The priest will say, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace', and that's when you charge in and say, 'I object'!"

"I don't have time for this!" said Shrek.

"HEY!! HEY!!" said Seth, "You love this woman, right?"

"Yes," said Shrek.

"You wanna hold her?"
"Yes."
"Make her smile?"
"Yes!"
"Kiss her?!"
"Yes!"
"Please her?!"
"YES!"

"~Then you gotta, gotta try a little tenderness~" Seth spoke out in a musical tune. He then saw Elsa and Shrek just look at him. "What? I thought girls love that romantic stuff." He said innocently.

"ALRIGHT!" said Shrek, "When does the guy say the line?"

"I'll take a look," said Seth, flying up to a window.

"What do you see?" asked Shrek.

"The whole town's in there," said Seth, "There's the alter."

"And so, by the power vested in me..." The priest spoke out. "I now pronounce you husband and wife..."

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