Dick: Good morning everyone!
Jason: What's so good about it?
Tim: Oh shit
Tim: It's morning already?
Dick added Damian to the group chat
Dick: Good morning little D!
Damian: Fuck you Drake
Tim: What did I do this time
Dick: Who taught you how to swear?!
Damian: I don't what you did but I'll find out
Damian: Oh and It was Todd
Dick has gone offline
Jason: Why would you tell him that?!?!!?
Jason: I don't wanna die!!
Jason: Agai
Jason has got offline
Tim: Well
Tim: Dick was slower this time
Tim: Jason was able to get 3 text out
Damian: Todd wasn't the one taught me how to swear
Tim: What?!
Tim: Why would you tell him that is was?!
Damian: He pissed me off this morning
Tim: What?!
Tim: Well actually
Tim: That's kinda fair
Damian read at 7:49am
Tim: Fuck you
{Time skip}
Dick: I'm back!
Tim: sup
Damian: Hello
Damian: Do you need help hiding the body?
Tim: Better question do you know how to blood off your clothing
Tim: cuz I could help with that
Dick: What?!
Dick: There is no body!
Damian: Leaving him to be tortured first
Damian: Smart move Grayson
Dick: No!
Dick: I'm not torturing anybody!!
Dick: Why would you two think that?!
Tim: Well we kinda just assumed
Tim: Since we haven't heard from Jason since this morning
Dick: I think he when to Roy's place
Dick: Why was your first thought was me torturing him?
Tim: Well you know
Tim: Things when down this morning
Dick: I didn't hurt him
Dick: We simply just talked
Tim: That's a lame ass cover-up story but okay
Dick: It's not a cover-up story, it's the REAL story
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Dick: So how was your guys day?
Damian: I woke up
Tim: I'm still breathing
Jason: I blinked
Dick: Okay so we're setting the bar that low
Tim: When was ever higher then that
Dick: Fair
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Tim: If potato have skin
Tim: and humans have skin
Tim: DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE ALL POTATOES?!
Dick: Tim, I love ya. I really do
Dick: But please for all that is holy. Go. To. Bed
Dick: It's 3:00am
Jason: No, no
Jason: He's got a point
Damian: Don't encourage him Todd
Jason: Isn't it past your bedtime, short snack?
Damian: Sleep is for the weak
Damian: Godzilla looking motherfucker
Jason: I know for a fact your lord farquaad looking ass did not just say that to me
Damian: I did you purpled tongue bitch
Tim: Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Dick: Stop the both of you!
Dick: All three of you go to bed now!
Jason: Whatever mOM
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Tim: Did you know penguins vomit on their babies for fun
Dick: Don't make me come to Gotham and put you to bed Timothy drake
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End of chapter two
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FanfictionMature for cussing Hi This is just a bunch of random ideas I had at the time PS very sorry if the characters are kinda OC like. And any art you see in this was found on Pinterest so I don't know who made them but you please say something
